for someone whose cookie is “good form”,
she sure sells it at the local bodega.
so nicki minaj continues to confuse me.
she is a beautiful vixen,
but she dates very questionable wolves.

Can she do better?

it’s a simple question.
well nicki allegedly has a new wolf.
his name is kenneth “zoo” petty.
yes,
it says “zoo”.
he’s rather…
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i’m sure ^this is the face he is making at the moment.
like,
how you might get fired on your day off tho?
here i was saying to myself:

“kevin hart might host the oscars.
i hope he doesn’t do too much as usual…”

well,
he allegedly did and he hasn’t even stepped foot on the stage yet!
was kevin harta “thing” around 2011?
i can’t remember.
what i don’t understand…
why in God’s name…
did these past alleged homophobic tweets not get scrubbed…
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atlanta has some sexy ass males of all kinds.
wolves,
foxes,
and hybrids.
even the straight wolves aren’t bad…
…but yeah,
i’m good on almost all of em at the moment.
ya know,
the days of being…

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…are long gone,
especially in the forests of atlanta.
the hiv situation down there is so reckless that i’d be a born again virgin.
it’s so bad,
they are telling everyone to take prep daily,
even if you’re in a monogamous relationship.
this is what a f-bi sent me that made me legit faint…
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i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video…

…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”…
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i don’t know if they’re dragging or romanticizing nfl baller hyena,
aaron hernandez.
that being fonted…

How much alleged boyfriends did he have?

i swear i’ve written about like 3 so far.
whose next?
well this one:

…who goes by ryan mcdonnell,
seemed closer to aaron than the others.
he allegedly had aaron singing for him during prison visits.
“awww”?
it allegedly happened while his fiance was waiting in the lobby.
“umm”?
“the daily mail” had the story and well…
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some of the white gays can be so interesting to me.
one: they can be 110% foxes and no one says a word.
two: black wolves will pant and get up on their hind legs for them.
three: they can only pull off the following.
so i didn’t know ezra miller was “the flash” in “justice league”.
it goes to show how much i was paying attention in that movie.
well ezra got into the latest “playboy” magazine and well…
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