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ya’ll want yo moneyoback from steveoback (onlyfans)
i appreciate previews.
they allow me to know what i’m getting into.
some of these onlyfans need previews tbh.
steven johnson,
aka steveoback,
just launched an onlyfans that everyone was excited about.
an ig user by the name of @juandomiingguezz signed up for steven’s onlyfans.
he was thoroughly disappointed and hit us up with a preview.
well…
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lana del rey decided to go swimming with the alligators
lana del rey was a visual orgasm when she first came out.
well,
the second time with “born to die“.
her visuals for that album era was everything.
the performances was left to be desired,
but she gave me life the way her music made me feel.
these days,
her music has gone left since her debut.
i’m not as hyped about her as i use to be.
when i saw that lana is trending today,
i thought it might have been a new single.
nope,
it was this ig post…
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dj pauly d is part of “beard gang strong” now
ya’ll know i don’t fuck with reality tv too tough,
but i did think dj pauly d from “jersey shore” was cute.
i can’t tell you if he was one of the good wolves,
or a plain ol fuck boi,
but he was always the one i’d “look at”.
well pauly d has a new look these days.
this is what he looks like now via his ig…
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if you’re selfish, you probably can’t f*ck
*the following has sexual themes for mature a audience.
viewer discretion is strongly advised
sorry,
you can’t.
during my last podcast with karaoke,
the conversation shifted to sex and i said:
“People who are selfish are never good in bed.”
selfish doesn’t always have to be financially.
you can get anyone to buy you a drink or a pair of shoes.
you can’t fuck the drink or the shoes.
i’m fonting about:
Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually
when you live a life where it’s “all about you“,
you are probably horrible to date and even wacker to fuck.
if you are on the receiving end of being selfish,
you could be a pillow prince (or princess).
you just lay there and expect to be pleased.
foxhole,
ya’ll done made me feel sorry for kevin gates in this sex tape…
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fabian rabia wants you to pay good money for his meat
i was shocked when the foxhole told me how nasty fabian rabia was.
not “nasty” in the good way either.
i stopped keeping up with him so i was out if the loop.
it definitely put a dent in his aura within the forests.
well fabia allegedly started an onlyfans and you can only guess…
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mj harris wants exclusive; corey slauson wants to bang everyone with a pulse (perfect relationship?)
i find a lot of folks agree to relationships that they aren’t comfortable with.
like,
he says “i’m only looking to fuck” but you want a whole ass relationship.
disconnect city.
so i’ve seen a couple videos from mj harris and he is a gem.
i love that he is so positive and inspiring.
his energy is so warm but…
…why is he dealing with this fuck boi?
no offense to corey,
i’m sure he has other redeeming qualities,
but he is definitely not “boyfriend material”.
i get a strong “fwb” or “the dude you smash in-between relationships“.
the reason i font this is because of the following video…
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