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You Can Have Idris Elba Without Sliding In His DMs

this maybe for “vixens only”,
but whenever big money is involved,
it may just change.
so ^that could be idris elba getting ready for a date with you.
no,
it is definitely not a joke.
idris is auctioning himself off as a “date” for valentine’s day.
no,
it’s still not a joke.
check out the ad for this date…
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We Get To See It In “Slow Motion”

tumblr_njsbbcm6261qbw767o2_250 tumblr_njsbbcm6261qbw767o1_250so tremaine is getting ready to release his “re-release” of trigga.
“slow motion” is the lead single.
am i the only one who likes this song now?
i played the fuck out of it one day going to work.
that was a sidebar.
anyway he released the video on v-day.
it was directed by dre films
and well…

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I Am Stalking Him (U Gonna Love Me)

tumblr_lzebb7Z15C1r6fsc6o1_500 well i have too.
don’t judge me.
i miss him.
i mean,
really miss him.
bad.
he just left me and never even said bye.
bastard.
see i don’t like that.
that bothers me.
i hate when they just pack their shit up,
leave,
and don’t even have the decency of writing you a goodbye letter.
i thought you loved-ed me?!?!?
so now i’m alone and having to stalk him wherever he goes.
i see he is having a grand ol time since he left me.
letting these ungrateful  hoes act all smug while they show off what he bought them.
ugh.
i hate hoes.
i use to be his hoe.
a top dolla one too.
what happened?
you know what it feels like to be avoided?
not good.
i try to hold on to the hope that me and benji,
the nick name i gave him,
will be together again one day.
“when” is million dollar question.
well i hope by that time,
my eye will be on mr. wilson.
“woodrow” is what they call him.
you now i like ’em big time.
benji can only handle but so much.
does that sound crazy?…

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Did This Muthafucka Just Propose To Me Tho????

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this is for the after valentine’s day crowd.
an f-bi just sent this to me and i had to post this comedy…

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WOLF MEAT: (162)

this other fox is calling too…
he wants to “role play” tonight…

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The Entertainment Industry: Where Crushes Come To Die.

The entertainment industry is a funny place.

¬†…and I’m NOT laughing.

Sure, it is the glitz and glam that attracts people.
The worship of what you may think is an “idol”.
The egoes and even bigger attitudes.

Realistically, it is all smokes and mirrors.
One of which has fooled the likes of me.
Maybe I knew deep down inside?
Or, maybe I just wanted to not know but then I did?
As I journey deeper into this industry, I am starting to wonder…

What is really real?

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