valentine's day

I NEED YOU TO STOP FEELING SAD ON VALENTINE’S DAY

today,
valentine’s day,
is the only day some people feel loved in their relationships.
the wife who is used to abuse might not get punched in the face.
the boyfriend whose girlfriend hates him might get affection.
all the cheaters will buy their gifts and take the selfie.
valentine’s day makes people forget about their real shit.
i guess it’s a good thing,
right?…

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You Can Have Idris Elba Without Sliding In His DMs

this maybe for “vixens only”,
but whenever big money is involved,
it may just change.
so ^that could be idris elba getting ready for a date with you.
no,
it is definitely not a joke.
idris is auctioning himself off as a “date” for valentine’s day.
no,
it’s still not a joke.
check out the ad for this date…
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We Get To See It In “Slow Motion”

so tremaine is getting ready to release his “re-release” of trigga.
“slow motion” is the lead single.
am i the only one who likes this song now?
i played the fuck out of it one day going to work.
that was a sidebar.
anyway he released the video on v-day.
it was directed by dre films and well…
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I Am Stalking Him (U Gonna Love Me)

well i have too.
don’t judge me.
i miss him.
i mean,
really miss him.
bad.
he just left me and never even said bye.
bastard.
see i don’t like that.
that bothers me.
i hate when they just pack their shit up,
leave,
and don’t even have the decency of writing you a goodbye letter.
i thought you loved-ed me?!?!?
so now i’m alone and having to stalk him wherever he goes.
i see he is having a grand ol time since he left me.
letting these ungrateful hoes act all smug while they show off what he bought them.
ugh.
i hate hoes.
i use to be his hoe.
a top dolla one too.
what happened?
you know what it feels like to be avoided?
not good.
i try to hold on to the hope that me and benji,
the nick name i gave him,
will be together again one day.
“when” is million dollar question.
well i hope by that time,
my eye will be on mr. wilson.
“woodrow” is what they call him.
you now i like ’em big time.
benji can only handle but so much.
does that sound crazy?…