Posted in NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

her husband thought her teeth would look better on the floor

as i was podcasting last night,
a foxholer sent me this story that i mentioned it while on air.
we have fonted about many things over the years,
but this story had me in a whole state of wtf.
a wife had 3 kids with her husband,
but come to find out,
none of the kids were his.
so this is what he did (viewer discretion is strongly advised)…

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Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

mario posts a thirst trap and the secret to whiter teeth

what happened to mario?
he just up and vanished from the “r&b” scene.
my favorite song of his will always be:

i have legit listened to that song on repeat all day once.
i’ve seen some interesting thirst traps in my foxhole life.
straight wolves will do anything,
and i mean anything,
to let you know they are packing in the front and back.
what about whitening your teeth?
this is where mario comes in.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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Posted in I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

I Wonder How This Person Gives Head?

Screen Shot 2013-09-25 at 11.35.18 AMi bet the head is an adventure.
trying to not get scraped.
worse: bitten.
so is this real?

like my other mistake with the sausage,
is this a photoshop?
how the hell did they get so much damn teeth in their mouth?

lowkey: i don’t think i could date someone with mouth piece like this.
even if they looked like this:

tumblr_mjgnmePqVi1rsn9myo1_400i have limits.

Posted in X MARKS THE FOX

Frank Ocean Bridges His Gap

i thought his gap was cute.
made him stand out.

but, we are mainstream now.
things must change with your growing brand…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI FOX SWAGG LE LUXE LE FOX

SUMMER TIME FOX FRESHNESS (Lessons In Fresh 101)

First of all,
the weather is extremely disrespectful today.
It is HOT as hell.

Secondly,
do people shower?
I mean, do they really shower?

I walked past a Vixen earlier: STANK.
I walked past a Wolf earlier: STANK.

In the summertime,
you got to do a little bit more.
You can’t just roll out of bed and walk outside.
Especially in 100 degree weather.
So cum on in…

So, let’s get fresh

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