The Games People Play

today i made the move.
i gave into the temptation.
i finally did it…

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…and i’m mad i did.
one of my favorite f-bi wolves hit me up in email to talk about peanut.
after that entry,
he knew i was feeling a little down.
after a verbal tongue lashing,
and a lot of laughs,
he actually cheered me up.
he suggested something that would keep my mind occupied.
oh has it.
has it!!!!….

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HELP!! I GOT A DILDO STUCK IN MY ASS!!!!

i love when white people do shit like this.
they could be straight as hell and put random objects in between their cheeks.
this white something,
Grawly,

posted this on twitter a couple days back:

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of course,
he made the news and got his 15 minutes

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… Annnnnnnd I’m Done!

So I was on Tumblr when I ran across this…

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ohmygOD so today this kid in  my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him….

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Someone Get The Butter To Grease Those Thighs!

I know ya’ll about to tell me I’m about to go to hell.
Well according to the Bible since I fuck men I’m going there anyway…
But seriously, this had me rolling at 11am….

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The True Tale of the Other Asshole

They say judge and yee shall be also judged.

I am starting to believe that phrase was started by someone
who was talked about and could not handle the heat.
Do people really believe they will go through life,
judgement free,
just by not judging someone else?
That is a foolish way to think.
But, can you be someone who does stupid things and expect people to be okay with it?

Are some people just prone to forever being foolish?

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