it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:
“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”
my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
relationships are not easy.
i’ve started to learn and realize that.
it’s not all sex and social media selfies.
it is learning how to adapt and grow with another person,
even when they get on your last nerves.
their shit stinks,
they might be selfish,
or you have to teach them how to be in a relationship.
the two wolves in a relationship,
seem to be making it work.
well they debuted something new and i must say…
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
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Hiiiii everyone!!! BIG NEWS. This is Johnnys sister, Olivia, and I’ll be taking over his Instagram account for the next couple weeks because our boy Johnny is going to be on season 2 of LOVE ISLAND USA! 🌴 Could not be more excited for him and I know all of you probably feel the same way. Keep updated on this account and turn on post notifications to see what he’s up to throughout the duration of the show and when the time comes to see how you can vote vote vote. I’ll also be posting on my account @ooliviajane with updates and photos as well. Season premieres august 24, don’t forget to tune in. GO JOHNNY!! – reposted from @loveislandusa #loveislandusa
but two things…
when i saw this picture,
i thought it was gonna be a hair collab tbh.
cardi b hasn’t pushed out anything in a minute.
megan thee stallion just released something so i thought she was on bed rest.
it’s a collab between them for “wap (wet ass [pussy)“.
they debuted thee song and video today.
Continue reading “so everyone has WAP right now because of this video (cardi b x megan thee stallion)”
i thought the jada/august/entanglement storyline was over,
it’s going for another round.
another round because they were havin’ sex?
okay i’ll stop.
so august alsina went full september for jada pinkett smith.
he said fucka red table talk,
let’s get in the studio.
he released a new track called “entanglements” with rick ross.
Continue reading “august alsina goes full ratchet virgo for his past entanglements”
if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…
Continue reading “it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)”