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it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)

if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

are you strong enough to avoid the songs of the male sirens?

the sirens.
in greek mythology,
sirens are beautiful vixens who lured sailors on ships to their dooms.
they were often half women; half fish.
even tho greek mythology has amazing stories,
art certainly does mirror real life.

There are many sirens all around us

they learned how to use sex to lure males into getting what they want.
in the stories,
sirens were know to be vixens,
but these days

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you know you want to “come and get this” by nene leakes

so i haven’t watched “rhoa” in close to a few years now.
everyone is like:

“OMG JAMARI!
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS LATEST SEASON!”

and of course i tell them i will,
but i never do.
so i don’t know what’s been happening to some folks during the rona,
but nene leakes of “rhoa” fame has had a surge of creativity.
she is trying her hand at rapping.
you read right.
she has a new song called “come and get this hunni” and well…

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this new era for nicki minaj is fallin’ flat-tat-tat-tat

i don’t understand “stans” these days.
nicki minaj gets over 2 mill on a pic,
has a ton of followers on all her social media platforms,
and her barbz will attack you on command but…

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all the fuckbois are vying for jill scott attention (trey songz too?)

creative af,
but see what i mean?

jill scott got all these wolves going crazy.
her latest antics on stage rose all the hyenas.
( x see that entry here )
of course it would.
well tremaine aka trey songz rose to the occasion as well.
he decided to make a song called “jill” about jill scott.

a foxholer sent me for a taste of the song and well…
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Pineapples At A Kendrick Lamar Concert

ya know,
whenever i see white folks lip syncing to hiphop songs,
i low-key cringe.
i wait to see if “pineapple” would come out their mouth.
(for those who are new:
pineapple in the foxhole is “n*gga”)

it was interesting to see them rapping along to “pineapples in paris”.
kendrick lamar learned when he invited a snow bunny on stage.
this is what happened via “the grape vine”

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