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a good fox hides in the grass long enough to learn the snakes

a good fox learns to stalk his live prey.
since we are the smallest within the forests,
we have to use tricks and cleverness to succeed.
i’ve learned how some of the biggest bitches operate.
if you observe them carefully,
they will show you glimpses into who their triggers.

a stroke of the hair
the swallow when in an uncomfortable moment
the glancing to the side when they’re lying

i decided to try something on my boss today…

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (15)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_500pranks.
pranks.
and pranks galore…

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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

The Pre-Baller Wolf Stars In “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”

pre baller wolf for lsu,
russell shepard,

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may have a problem.
a big problem.
see it was lsu’s “exhibition of talent” day and he had to run the 40 yard dash.
before he ran,
one of the commentators made a huge discovery

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THE VIXEN FILES YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Does Serge Ibaka Have An Anaconda In His Sweats?…

…or is he happy to see me?
i want to say keri hilson won a little bit.
sure she is the running joke amongst town hall crazy beyonce stan meetings,
where they plot more ways to look crazy,
but she managed to capture this

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(win).

…to comfort her from all the crazy stan abuse and buy her pretty things.
 keri can we pow wow for a sec.
is this picture fact or fiction?…

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f0XXX: The Plump Rump Gets Invaded

he calls his pipe “the snake“.
he called homeboi’s ass, “the plump rump“…

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