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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

a good fox hides in the grass long enough to learn the snakes

a good fox learns to stalk his live prey.
since we are the smallest within the forests,
we have to use tricks and cleverness to succeed.
i’ve learned how some of the biggest bitches operate.
if you observe them carefully,
they will show you glimpses into who their triggers.

a stroke of the hair
the swallow when in an uncomfortable moment
the glancing to the side when they’re lying

i decided to try something on my boss today…

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (15)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_500pranks.
pranks.
and pranks galore…

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Posted in THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

The Pre-Baller Wolf Stars In “Monty Python’s Holy Grail”

pre baller wolf for lsu,
russell shepard,

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may have a problem.
a big problem.
see it was lsu’s “exhibition of talent” day and he had to run the 40 yard dash.
before he ran,
one of the commentators made a huge discovery

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THE VIXEN FILES YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Does Serge Ibaka Have An Anaconda In His Sweats?…

…or is he happy to see me?
i want to say keri hilson won a little bit.
sure she is the running joke amongst town hall crazy beyonce stan meetings,
where they plot more ways to look crazy,
but she managed to capture this

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(win).

…to comfort her from all the crazy stan abuse and buy her pretty things.
 keri can we pow wow for a sec.
is this picture fact or fiction?…

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Posted in I CAME... DID YOU?

f0XXX: The Plump Rump Gets Invaded

he calls his pipe “the snake“.
he called homeboi’s ass, “the plump rump“…

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