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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (87)

…and folks wonder why i think some don’t need cubs.
i’m glad we can all come together because of social media.
i love seeing videos of folks letting us in and seeing how they live.
the following video had me shaking my head tho.
like…
i’m at a loss for font.
i think it’s the first time in a long time that has happened.

it’s an alleged mother(?) having her cubs smoke weed.
just look at this shit…
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I Wonder If Malia Obama Was Allegedly Smokin’ That Loud?

sasha-obama-malia-obama-first-daughtersi remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

The Roof Was On Fire (Literally)

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the roof was definitely on fire.
thankfully i’m not dead.
smh.
so about last night
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They Are Waiting For The Smoke To Clear To Bring You Down

tumblr_m6a5makycy1qz8rpeo1_1280it always starts with faint smoke behind us.
some people can see it.
some just don’t pay attention to it.
next starts with our “behavior”:

can’t keep people in their life for too long
always in some kind of drama
can’t take responsibility for their actions
an attitude or a cloud of negativity that follows

it takes that one fire for the forest dwellers to take notice.
now bad things do happen to good animals,
but in most cases,
its simply “you get whats coming to you”.
you just never know when your nasty ways will catch up to you.
right now you think you are on top of the world being an asshole,
but every asshole has a trail of shit waiting to drop.
we all have to face our judgment for our actions.
usually the punishment comes 10 times worse.
take our pony tail wearing mini mariah-tron for example…

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Adrian Peterson’s Lips Were Made For…

947929-19629591-1600-900adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission
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Molest My Butt Cheeks With a Dead Animal While I Pop This Other Molly

tumblr_mopexwT9Ye1surm5ko1_500get ready for this.
seriously foxhole.
i must have watched this without blinking…

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