i swear i didn’t smoke any weed tonight.
the last time i got high,
it was pretty fuckin’ horrible.
it was at my old job before going to a birthday party.
i smoked because i wanted to let loose and be in the moment.
i thought i was good.
like many times before…
…and folks wonder why i think some don’t need cubs.
i’m glad we can all come together because of social media.
i love seeing videos of folks letting us in and seeing how they live.
the following video had me shaking my head tho.
i’m at a loss for font.
i think it’s the first time in a long time that has happened.
it’s an alleged mother(?) having her cubs smoke weed.
just look at this shit…
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i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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the roof was definitely on fire.
thankfully i’m not dead.
so about last night…
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can’t keep people in their life for too long
always in some kind of drama
can’t take responsibility for their actions
an attitude or a cloud of negativity that follows
it takes that one fire for the forest dwellers to take notice.
now bad things do happen to good animals,
but in most cases,
its simply “you get whats coming to you”.
you just never know when your nasty ways will catch up to you.
right now you think you are on top of the world being an asshole,
but every asshole has a trail of shit waiting to drop.
we all have to face our judgment for our actions.
usually the punishment comes 10 times worse.
take our pony tail wearing mini mariah-tron for example…
adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission…
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