Posted in X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Songzbird Is NOT This Sloppy Kissing This Dude In This Cab.

 songzbird is having the best week ever.
he has gotten a ton of publicity.
that damn chainsaw movie is coming out next month.
well, here is the latest scandal for his roster….

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Posted in I CAME... DID YOU?

foXXX: The Best South Beach Nutty Bar… Ever?

so remember this f0XXX

f0x Asks: Does This Kind Of Throat Turn You On?

well, i have the bed grippin,
toe curling,
begging for mercy,
make the wolf tap out conclusion…

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Posted in I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

f0x Asks: Does This Kind Of Throat Turn You On?

you go from standing up like so….


to collapsing on the bed/floor/car/alley/train station/bathroom/dressing room like so….

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….


Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day  going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Can I F*ck Your Face? (Story of Turned Out)

I got an interesting message from someone I use to know yesterday.
He looked up to me as a big brother…

….now,
he is trying to have my lips on his dick.


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