everyone wants to know who is on “the dl”.
you know that always makes for exciting convo.
i find:

a) the dl and their triflin’ ways
b) the dl celebs/baller wolves and their triflin’ ways
c) the dl of being broke as hell and its triflin’ ways

well “c” not so much,
but the first two are always a great start to a debate
(or a wolf/fox/hyrbid hunt).
i was having an exciting convo with a home-vixen of mine today.
she was telling me her thoughts on the dl animals and well…
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you see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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“if you ain’t lickin’ this,
then you ain’t stickin’ this,
and i got witnesses.
ask any nigga i been with…
they ain’t hit shit till they stuck their tongue in this.
i ain’t wit that frontin’ shit…” – not tonight, lil kim.

my motto for life.
so it seems like all the straight wolves are admitting to eatin’ the bunz these days.
i guess its trendy to have a mouth full of bootyhole all of a sudden.
from songs talking’ about eatin cheeks,
to wolves being more honest about their freakiness on social media,
it seems that the world has changed the rules on sex.
should we thank the makers of instagram and twitter?
should we thank artists pushing the sexual limits in their music?
well the thing that got me is…

Wasn’t eatin’ bunz a “gay thing” tho?

the following topic and the content underneath is nsfw,
18^,
and may offend straight eyes…

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isn’t this cute?
they met 3 years ago and have morphed into this exercising power duo.
well every couple has a freaky side they try to keep hidden.
crystinathebootyqueen and retrothysoul are NOT couple.
i’m not even going to post the pics,
but just check out their tumblr...
(this is every bit of nsfw and 18^)
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well shit i’m trying not too!
so i nearly came home and jacked off a few rounds.
i was so horny today.
it has officially started.
it doesn’t help i’m listening to the “50 shades of grey” soundtrack either.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
i’ve refrained from ( x getting myself off ).
well it was all good up until now.
i wasn’t horny at all before today.
i thought i lost my sex drive on the way to work.
you know i was about to start weeping.
well today,
i was doing some more research and read up on interesting things…
(this entry is def 18^ and nsfw)

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so i was minding my own business,
as a fox always does,
and i see a clip of nick jonas banging some vixen on tumblr.
yuuuuuup.
you know i wanted answers and i wanted them NOW!
i got to sniffin’ and well…
Continue reading “Nick Jonas Beats It Up (No Seriously, He Does…)” →