as you know,
or didn’t,
one of my favorite games last year was gta 5.
one of my other favorite things was driving around pickin up hookers.
aah.
the sweet smell of video game cooch.
am i the only one who thought franklin was hot?
okay good.
i’m not the only one
anyway gta 5 was just released for xo and ps4.
they upgraded the look of the game,
as well as added first person view.
i was curious as to what “a first person gta smashin” was like.
wshh had a snippet and well…
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so i guess these lyrics apply to this term:

“Y’all niggas is pussy
I’m ballin’ now nigga now watch me (watch me)
Ain’t nothin’ you can do to stop me (stop Me)
You niggas get so emotional (emotional)
You remind me of my bitch.” – i smell pussy, 50 cent

anyway so a foxholer sent me this and i laughed so loud.
like the one person in the comment,
i also learn something new every day.
so for those who don’t know what “trade” is:

trade (n): A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

A theoretically straight man who likes to “sit back and get serviced” by gay/bi men, with little or no sexual reciprocation. (Note: It is specifically the lack of interest in reciprocating that defines a man as “trade.”)
compliments urban dictinary

so basically its some form of fox tail carried by…

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looks like pre baller wolf,
justin brent,
and his sex life may learn today.
so as you know,
he is allegedly ( x “dating” porn star lisa ann ).
he took her to a knicks game and all that jazz.
well when this picture was posted…
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actor!
singer!
baller wolf!
an online attentionisto!
“mr popular” around your way!
congrats are in order!
…but now you want to tell the world.
*crickets*
yeah.
so this is NOT what to do…
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interesting question.
i had to ask myself the same.
now i wasn’t going to post until tomorrow,
  but tonight’s “how to get away with murder” had me feeling a little…
(this entry is NSFW,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”)…
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if i had a coochie,
his voice alone would make me drip down to my knees.
sorry.
inside voice.
joe budden,
aside all his craziness,
is a pretty sexy wolf.
am i right?
well he claims he has the super d.
its powers?
turning all the gay chicks he slept with straight…