i came home a early today.
i wasn’t feeling too good so they told me i could go.
when i got home,
mi was a little shocked.
i knew she didn’t have to be at work until 5pm.
as soon as i put my bag down,
she started with the interrogation…
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aww.
aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine…
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we haven’t done one of these in a while.
so you know i secretly love my hoodrat shit.
well this one is called “two jackals and a cub”.
it’s about a ratch couple having sex while their cub is crying…

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^this is what happens to some after getting good pipe.
you know what i’m talking about foxes.
you don’t be thinkin’ straight.
if your eyes didn’t roll in the back of your head or you neighbors think you getting murdered……

the way he moves his hips when he is diggin’ inside.
the way he toots his tail up,
and then contracts it when he is thrusts inside

the way he passionately strokes when he is going slow

the way he knows when to pound hard,
but knows when to keep it solid

justin slayer is the epitome of having “the fucked stupid” stroke.
he be fuckin’ these vixens like he love em.
this clip is one reason why…

(nsfw and 18^)

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“we are a mess together.”

so ya’ll know i’m a “hit the floor” fan.
took damn near 7 years for it to come back,
but i was right on board.
season 3 is already starting out good,
but am i the only one interested in this “zude” storyline?
you know i like dysfunctional shit.
they had this HOT sex scene in the closet last night.
literally.
it started out like “dis”…
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oooooooh no.
well i do like chris brown with weight on him.
i think we all do.
i mean that ” x 2009-2010” look.
that is when he is was his most handsome-est.
anything after that was,
well,
no.
he explained in a recent ig comment what his weight loss regiment is.
this is a chris brown official statement…
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