the delusions.
well besides being shifty,
but the delusions.
so it has happened ya’ll!
i know you all were praying for this hyena,
but andrew caldwell has touched a wimmenz.
that’s right.
this is what he uploaded on his fb to tell us…
Continue reading “Andrew Caldwell Is Not A Virgin Anymore (Our Prayers Worked!)” →

now i’m no saint.
jamari fox ain’t claiming to be no saint in these here woods.
i saw this video a foxholer sent me and i had two reactions.

“omg i can’t…”

and

“i’d try it with my wolf”

what was the video,
you asking?
it’s titled: “sex inside a movie theater”.
the verdict is out if it’s “a vixen on wolf”,
or “a fox on wolf”,
but check it out.
OH!

NSFW
18
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS

okay,
now go…
Continue reading “Sex With Me (In The Movie Theater) Is Ah-Mah-Zing” →

i’m really starting to want usher in my “to do” list.
he is shorter than i usually like em,
but i’ll make an exception.
so usher has never really been known for his tail.
his abs,
yes,
but he was always lackin’ from the backin’.
trey songz on the other hand…
well in usher’s new movie,
“hands of stone”,
he had a nice little sex scene with jurnee smollett.
she was told that she needed to grab his bunz during their love scene.
i mean…
no fight would have been put up in my end.
this is what “usa today” had to say…
Continue reading “Grab Usher’s Tail… and ACTION!” →

sometimes,
when you do too much,
it can take the “mystery” away from you.
it’s like this new world of social media wants us to be more “available”.
first it was pictures.
now it’s being live.
so you watch your favorite attentionisto/nista and realize…

“yeah,
not as sexy as i once thought.”

well that is what’s happened to amber rose for me.
on her show,
with guest ty dolla $ign,
she admits she doesn’t know her body count…
Continue reading “Amber Rose Doesn’t Know How Many Wolves She Had Up In Her” →

i have seen all kind of animals have sex.
i had yet to see two gorillas.
well i got my wish when it was posted on twitter.
it stumbled down my timeline and well…
Continue reading “I’m About To Give It To You Gorilla Style” →

nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
Continue reading “I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale” →