no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
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Hiiiii everyone!!! BIG NEWS. This is Johnnys sister, Olivia, and I’ll be taking over his Instagram account for the next couple weeks because our boy Johnny is going to be on season 2 of LOVE ISLAND USA! 🌴 Could not be more excited for him and I know all of you probably feel the same way. Keep updated on this account and turn on post notifications to see what he’s up to throughout the duration of the show and when the time comes to see how you can vote vote vote. I’ll also be posting on my account @ooliviajane with updates and photos as well. Season premieres august 24, don’t forget to tune in. GO JOHNNY!! – reposted from @loveislandusa #loveislandusa
but two things…
i gotta font real quick…
Ja Rule has a beautiful jail bawdy
he hasn’t aged since ’99 either.
he has fallen off pretty hard like everyone else at “murder inc”.
ashanti might not be included.
he might have learned that at a recent bucks game for “90s” night…
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even tho i heard jill scott is a real alleged monster bts,
she has also come off as a lowkey freak.
this will never not be my favorite song from her:
“This freaking was incredulent, decadent
Flip side, stomach meets sheets
He plows inside as if he’s making beats
As if this year’s harvest depended on it
Bendin’ on it…”
well jill decided to show us her freaky ways in a recent concert…
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this is not a live taping of “rupaul’s drag race”.
this is “white parents fainting in the audience”.
someone decided it was a bright idea for an drag queen to perform at a elementary school talent show.
it happened to be a member of staff.
i can’t from a f-bi via the new york post…
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…and they got flashman wade hosting clubs now?
he knows where his bread is buttered.
unlike the others.
so foxy brown is one of the most forgettable vixen rappers in the game.
no icon awards.
no bet awards.
her career is really just a distant memory.
it’s sad because she has good music.
well the philly gays were having a party,
in which flashman wade was hosting,
and asked a very random foxy brown to perform.
they ended up booing her ass right out the building.
according to a tweet and video…
Continue reading “Ya’ll Still Asking Foxy Brown To Do That “Perform” Thing?”
so it’s happening in a few days.
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
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