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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?

every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:

well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…

but two things…

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you’d think ja rule would get more love than that

i gotta font real quick…

Ja Rule has a beautiful jail bawdy

he hasn’t aged since ’99 either.
sadly,
he has fallen off pretty hard like everyone else at “murder inc”.
ashanti might not be included.
he might have learned that at a recent bucks game for “90s” night
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jill scott teaches us how to give head

*the following entry is rated r
viewer discretion is strongly advised

even tho i heard jill scott is a real alleged monster bts,
she has also come off as a lowkey freak.
maybe,
high key?
this will never not be my favorite song from her:

“This freaking was incredulent, decadent
Flip side, stomach meets sheets
He plows inside as if he’s making beats
As if this year’s harvest depended on it
Bendin’ on it…”

well jill decided to show us her freaky ways in a recent concert…
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“Mommy, What Does Tucking Mean?”

no,
this is not a live taping of “rupaul’s drag race”.
this is “white parents fainting in the audience”.
someone decided it was a bright idea for an drag queen to perform at a elementary school talent show.
it happened to be a member of staff.
i can’t from a f-bi via the new york post
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Ya’ll Still Asking Foxy Brown To Do That “Perform” Thing?

…and they got flashman wade hosting clubs now?

smart wolf.
he knows where his bread is buttered.
unlike the others.
so foxy brown is one of the most forgettable vixen rappers in the game.
no icon awards.
hell,
no bet awards.
her career is really just a distant memory.
it’s sad because she has good music.
well the philly gays were having a party,
in which flashman wade was hosting,
and asked a very random foxy brown to perform.
they ended up booing her ass right out the building.
according to a tweet and video
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Trump Books A Willing Negro Child To Tap Dance For Him?

so it’s happening in a few days.
friday,
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
everyone…
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