“Mommy, What Does Tucking Mean?”

no,
this is not a live taping of “rupaul’s drag race”.
this is “white parents fainting in the audience”.
someone decided it was a bright idea for an drag queen to perform at a elementary school talent show.
it happened to be a member of staff.
i can’t from a f-bi via the new york post
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Ya’ll Still Asking Foxy Brown To Do That “Perform” Thing?

…and they got flashman wade hosting clubs now?

smart wolf.
he knows where his bread is buttered.
unlike the others.
so foxy brown is one of the most forgettable vixen rappers in the game.
no icon awards.
hell,
no bet awards.
her career is really just a distant memory.
it’s sad because she has good music.
well the philly gays were having a party,
in which flashman wade was hosting,
and asked a very random foxy brown to perform.
they ended up booing her ass right out the building.
according to a tweet and video
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Trump Books A Willing Negro Child To Tap Dance For Him?

so it’s happening in a few days.
friday,
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
everyone…
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Rihanna Came, Sung, and Conquered

tumblr_o7np65GhiM1ul0e3fo1_500rihanna bodied that stage last night at the billboard music awards.
like,
i’m still in awe.
she sung “love on the brain”.
a non single.
peep below…
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They Like To Perform For Us

tumblr_mddysg2SdU1qjzsg7o1_500so summer is almost here and for us new yawkers,
you know what that means on the mta?
well yes,
homeless animals stinkin’ up the joint.
avoid empty train cars with 1 animal on it please!

seriously its the cubs performing in between stops.
sometimes it can be annoying,
but other times it can be real entertaining.
like so…
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Chris Brown Is Doing ATL Pride This Year

tumblr_nsbsmqLwvT1qaphd5o1_500i love ^this outfit.
i need it now!
so i guess chris brown is squashing rumors he is a homophobe.
he will performing in atlanta for gay pride.
there is a catch tho…
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