now that we’re back outside,
and summer is around the corner,
many of us are headed to fairs and amusement parks.
i haven’t been to an amusement park since 2003 tbh.
i think the last time i went to a fair was in 2002.
it’s been a while.
i don’t know if i fuck with amusement parks too tough these days.
a 14-year-old died after falling off a 430-foot ride down in orlando…
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guys…
The Universe loves me!
the other day,
i was watching laura dern videos from big little lies on hbo.
she played my favorite karens named renata klein on that show.

i randomly asked myself if she would ever do another jurassic park.
this happened today with the new trailer for “jurassic world dominion“…

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it feels like so many people are angry these days.
it’s like the slightest thing will set someone off.
sometimes it feels like you’re walking on eggshells with people.
don’t say or do the wrong thing because they’ll cold clock you.
who knew a piece of steak would send 40 people into a massive brawl?
i didn’t know folks got down like this at the golden corral…

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i don’t know how some of ya’ll do it during zoom calls at work.
it’s probably the thrill of it all tbh.
i would be so concerned with lighting and angles,
or being caught taking a nap,
but everyone else is in full-blown ratchet mode during zoom calls.
some of ya’ll like to have sex while thinking your cams and mics are off:

so an alleged school teacher in birimingham decided,
while in the middle of teaching kids,
that she wanted to give her class a teachable moment.
the problem is that her camera was still on while getting smashed…

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The following is Reading-MA
Gore, Gross ass shit

i still haven’t forgotten how my past church hurt me.
i’ve forgiven them but i’ll never forget how they did me.
i was just talking to someone from my past church about what i went through.
even years later,
the person is still proud of me for standing up and fighting back.
i think it has caused me to look sideways at church folks tbh.
currently,
i don’t attend any church even though i use to stream td jakes heavy.

If you want to see a bunch of followers in one setting,
go to a church.

church people are the original toxic stan group.
the way they’ll turn on you for their pastor,
or how they hate on others that aren’t in “the Jesus circle”,
is unmatched than the hive or the barbz.
one of my great friends sent me this interesting video today.
pastor mike todd from the transformation church in tulsa, ok…

spits in his hand and does this to one of the members…

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my mother and grandmother never taught me about sex.
my first kiss was with a girl in barbados while playing house,
but i had to learn about sex from watching a sex scene in a movie my mother had.
it was “mo better blues” and wesley snipes was fuckin’ cynda williams.
( x see it here )
that scene always turns me on and why i love missionary so much.
how he looked on top of her and how the covers hugged his bawdy in all the right places.
i was so intrigued as to why he was in between her legs grindin’ violently.
as a young struggling gay,
i wished i was her being completely honest.
sex in my household was treated as a “bad thing” or something that didn’t exist for me.
while my other male friends were out here learning to play with the opposite sex,
i was playing with happy meal toys and video games.
i enjoyed being a kid rather than growing up too quickly.
rapping wolf,
jim jones,
admitted something really disturbing on the lip service podcast.
his mother,
nancy,
taught him about sex but the way she taught him about how to tongue kiss…

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