the weeknd finally did it!
he finally cut that octupus off his head.
i know it probably didn’t happen easy.
he probably hid all the clippers and scissors.
well he debuted it on his twitter for his new album,
“starboy”.
(um ok)
this is what an f-bi sent me…
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i guess it does pay to be nice.
as much as i complain about being “too nice”,
it’s only when i realize i gave my niceness to the wrong animals.
i learned that at my job today.
the day went one direction and ended up someplace else.
a good “someplace else”.
so my boss called us all for a meeting in the morning…

Continue reading “Being Nice Is One Of The Best Accessories I’ve Worn” →

tyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby…
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…can he even deny this?
allegedly.
so remember that yellow fox from ( x entries past )?
well he has some new leakage and well…

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i have been feeling emotionally needy for a while.
i’ve been feeling bad when i have to pull out my inner werewolf.
animals piss me off and i gotta regulate.
the problem is,
after i go off,
i feel bad afterwards.
why is this?
how could someone like me,
who didn’t take no shit before,
suddenly start awarding bad behavior?
well what i realized was simple…

Continue reading “That Emotionally Dependable Ball of Fur Over There” →

you know what i realized today?
i had to give myself some constructive criticism on the way home…
Continue reading “There Will Be Bloodshed (I Want Destruction)” →