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Being Nice Is One Of The Best Accessories I’ve Worn

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i guess it does pay to be nice.
as much as i complain about being “too nice”,
it’s only when i realize i gave my niceness to the wrong animals.
i learned that at my job today.
the day went one direction and ended up someplace else.
a good “someplace else”.
so my boss called us all for a meeting in the morning…

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How To Make Your Ex Vomit: The Tyga Chronicles

Screen Shot 2016-05-21 at 12.22.15 PMtyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby
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That Yellow Fox Has Even More Leakage

Screen Shot 2016-04-08 at 8.11.52 PM…can he even deny this?
allegedly.
so remember that yellow fox from ( x entries past )?
well he has some new leakage and well…
oh!
this entry is:

NSFW
18^
NOT FOR “STRAIGHT EYES”

you have been warned
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That Emotionally Dependable Ball of Fur Over There

tumblr_md8o6rdAWS1rgw3s2o1_500i have been feeling emotionally needy for a while.
i’ve been feeling bad when i have to pull out my inner werewolf.
animals piss me off and i gotta regulate.
the problem is,
after i go off,
i feel bad afterwards.
why is this?
how could someone like me,
who didn’t take no shit before,
suddenly start awarding bad behavior?
well what i realized was simple…

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There Will Be Bloodshed (I Want Destruction)

tumblr_mdaoe4eOOu1qmp10po1_500you know what i realized today?
i had to give myself some constructive criticism on the way home…
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Let Go Of Your Cray

Screen Shot 2015-03-18 at 6.54.10 PMi realllllllllllllly enjoyed “being mary jane” last night.
i mean i love it every tuesday night,
but last night really got me.
and how amazing was the erykah badu soundtrack tho?
anyway it didn’t have any gratuitous sex scenes,
nor did it have any other fine wolves to speak of,
but it did have a lot of finding herself and closure.
you know i’m all for a good soul searching session
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