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Retired Baller Wolf, Jevon Kearse, Is In A Mighty Bit of Trouble

jevon kearse.
aka the freak:

next to rodney harrison,
he was another “daddy baller wolf” i had a crush on.
i wanted him to beat the brakes off me when i first saw him.
jevon is a dark chocolate stallion wolf…
…who is in a heap of trouble with the IRS and his mortgage

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Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

let’s get into something a little light.
i hate to damper the mood with what i was going through.
time to talk our favorite topic:

BALLER PEEN.

everyone meet joe anderson:

he plays wide receiver for the chicago bears.
judging from this:

he pretty much sits on the bench.
which means he would have a lot of time to get into trouble.
joe is about to be married and found himself talking to this vixen on the side:

well of course she got her walls re-arragned and dropped like a bad habit.
what did she do next?…

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Baller Wolves Talk About Their Favorite… Beyonce Songs?

kelly and michelle know this look.
it means “you are standing in my light!”

beyonce returns in a few days at the superbowl.
i’m sure this will be an epic comeback.
what better time than to ask the nfl baller wolves what their favorite beyonce song is…

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Premium Meat of My Minute: Colin Kaepernick

there is a new baller wolf that everyone wants to know.
i have been seein’ shorty around,
but who knew the superbowl would blow his whole shit up?…

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The NFL Won’t Be Around In 30 Years So Get Your Baller Wolf NOW!

we like the nfl baller wolves.
sadly they take such a pounding.
see what i did there?

bernard powell says someone will soon die on the field.
he also said the nfl won’t exist in 30 years.
do you believe him?…

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