Let’s Butt Fuck Cupid

Valentine’s Day.
AKA
The Day The Earth Stood Still For Singles

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Remember When I Use To Get All That Dick?

Life is funny.

I am sick as a dog with a stomach bug.
It feels like the devil’s incarnate mega hell stomach bug.
I am throwing up, feeling normal, and then throwing up again.
Let me not get into the shittin’ aspect of it all.

It is absolute hell.

But even during all that I realized something about this shit called life.
No pun intended.

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Today, I Went For An HIV Test And…

…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.

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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?

If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.

And BOY OH BOY…

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X Marks The F0x: And The Stupid Ho Award Goes Too…

The red flags were there.
They were strung up and waving proudly.
But she chose not to see them and became the dumb-ass of the century.

READ THIS…

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The Art of the Chase

CHASE.
verb.
to pursue in order to seize, overtake.

When we are attracted to someone, we go after it.
The pleasure of the hunt and taking down prey.
Men are natural hunters.

In love, the same rules apply but these days it seems more Foxes.
Foxes are doing the hunting…

…and Wolves are just standing still saying, “fuck me stupid“.

Backwards?

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Light, Love, and a Fox

The art of forgiveness.

This week, I gave up something to pursue a spiritual balance.
In the Christian realm, I did what was called a fast.
At 12 midnight, that fast ends and I can say what I was looking for, I found.

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