blac chyna won me over on her snapchat. this is when i use to be creepin’ on there real heavy.
well when i saw her fighting at six flags…
…i was like dammmmmn chyna!
just hand rob the custody of little dream.
you know “cruella de jenner” is always watching! sidebar:why i thought dream was in the carshe was trying to throw? i legit gasped.
so i was looking at chyna all kinds of crazy,
but after i found out the rest of the details,
i was actually on her side. this is what she posted on her social media about what happened… Continue reading ““…Brought Out the Pink Lamborghini Just To Fight with Chyna””
i woke up this morning at 4am in a sweat.
it was kinda hot in my apartment,
because the heat been on “hoe in church with no draws on” level.
i went to sleep naked that night.
i had a funny feeling in the pit my stomach.
something didn’t feel “right”.
i get those feelings often.
i got up and went to check the locks. locked.
i walked throughout the crib to make sure no one was hiding in my closets. (ha ha ha i already hear the jokes now). nothing.
i looked at my mail on my coffee table. no current or overdue bills. restaurant ads and junk mail.
my apartment was clean.
i gave a quick thanks to god. he has provided me so much and i am truly grateful.
i laid on my couch. what was this feeling i was having? why was i having it?
i wasn’t use to it.
then it hit me!
i was feeling the effects of “my house was in order”. i had no drama in my life. i’m not getting fucked on the regular, but i don’t have to worry about some bullshit ass wolf. no struggling to pay bills. food was in my fridge. i’m unemployed, but i was still making it. i cut off all the dead weight. i erased a ton of useless contacts in my phone.
so why was i feeling like this?
why was i up at 4am, naked, and still stripping myself down looking for something wrong?
i started to wonder…
if i am so used to things going completely left field…
Was I actually shocked when things are going right?