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Tidal: Grand Opening; Grand Closing?

NewYork1-e1302549646313who didn’t see this coming?
tidal being all washed up before summer was over.
well looks like jay z maybe getting on his life raft and sailing the fuck out!
this is what the forest is saying about jay z and tidal.
allegedly,
of course…
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Ya’ll Are So Damn Ignorant For This Here

Screen Shot 2015-05-03 at 1.32.00 AMi tried not to bust out laughing.
failed miserably.
sigh.
you are my people.

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LOOK YA’LL TIDAL IS DOING FINE! OKAY!

SqdbFgoQyou know when jay tweets,
there is a problem.
well i guess he heard the forest talking about tidal being all wet.
he got on his twitter to bring us a public service announcement
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Beyonce and Jay Z May Release Their Love Together on Tidal?

tumblr_nn8ewohlD31tq2yk1o1_540well the forest is talking.
allegedly this is the tweet circulating on tumblr.
this is some article to support the rumor as well…
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What NOT To Say When Hosting 106 and Park

KARRUBEYHIVEwhen you do dumb shit,
shit that makes no kind of sense,
you gotta make sure to correct the issue immediately.
so let me give you a scenario foxhole.
you are invited to host bet’s 106 and park the day after a huge award show.
yes that show still exists.
bow wow had to bail because he had intense diarrhea or some foolishness.
anyway you’re reading the teleprompter and some real out of control behavior scrolls down.
one that may offend a major celebrity and their child.
you are a pretty much nobody.
do you read it?
or do you ignore it?
hmm.
well this is the problem that krackofdawn aka karrueche faced and well…
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You Betta “Run”

runthis did cheer me up tho.
so jay and bey dropped an epic trailer to their “on the run” tour last night.
it’s called “run” with a ton of big name guest stars…
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