when you do dumb shit,
shit that makes no kind of sense,
you gotta make sure to correct the issue immediately.
so let me give you a scenario foxhole.
you are invited to host bet’s 106 and park the day after a huge award show.
yes that show still exists.
bow wow had to bail because he had intense diarrhea or some foolishness.
anyway you’re reading the teleprompter and some real out of control behavior scrolls down.
one that may offend a major celebrity and their child.
you are a pretty much nobody.
do you read it?
or do you ignore it?
hmm.
well this is the problem that krackofdawn aka karrueche faced and well…
Continue reading “What NOT To Say When Hosting 106 and Park” →

this did cheer me up tho.
so jay and bey dropped an epic trailer to their “on the run” tour last night.
it’s called “run” with a ton of big name guest stars…
Continue reading “You Betta “Run”” →

so it’s all on eyes on beyonce since #elevatorgate.
everyone is waiting for something.
anything.
i don’t know why.
you gonna be waiting a long time.
beyonce is good at being “beyonce”.
well she was at a basketball game recently with jay and the way she looked at king james…
Continue reading “Beyonce Looking At A Baller Wolf Like A Piece Of Meat?” →

in life you will come across many situations that require a reaction.
not every reaction is the right one.
it just mattes how you look at things.
sometimes it’s best to just let shit go with a smile on ya face.
you gotta be “too beyonce for the nonsense”.
other times,
you gotta “o to solange” on a mofo…
Continue reading “Too Beyonce For The Nonsense (0 to Solange if All Else Fails)” →

i cannot and will not.
i’m going to bed.
the internet truly ain’t shit.

gif found: foxadhd

is the pretty picture starting to crumble…?
so i’m getting up to go pee after doing my regular work,
a piss i was holding all morning,
when my emails start going off like crazy.
“did you see…”
“solange and jay z…”
“omg jamari look at this on tmz…”
i immediately went back and sat down.
the pee could wait.
so i’m sure you saw solange spinning star kickin’ jay z in this elevator at the standard hotel.
beyonce being a witness to the madness.
it gives a new meaning to “ring the alarm”…
Continue reading “Solange Signed To Roc Nation Sports (Kick Boxer)” →