it’s good to see everyone getting involved in online skits.
who knew the jailbirds were doing the same while being locked up?
how they got phones is beyond me,
but i won’t ask any questions.
check out this skit with folks behind bars via “flyheight“…

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i can come off really guarded in person.
it’s nerves tbh.
it is all nervous energy in how i come off to other people.
when alcohol is in me,
my inhibitions can help me relax but i don’t want to become an alcoholic.
weed has only made me paranoid af.
honestly…

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this picture is really disturbing but this is everyone’s idea of what jail is like.
the jokes is being someone’s bitch whose name is “bubba“.
to some gays,
that is a legit fantasy.
a fine wolf with a prison bawdy giving you the business every night in ya’ll cell.
( x see here )
( x see another here )
one of the biggest fears for any male,
besides going to actual prison,
is getting raped in prison.
you’ll be out here like tom dubois from “the boondocks“:

again,
some males might be willing participants.
thanks to this guide a foxholer sent me,
it teaches us:

“How Not To Get Raped in Prison”

well…

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i can’t imagine being someone who had it all,
could go anywhere in the world,
money out the foxhole,
only to lose it all and be sentenced to die in jail.
whew!
life can come at you fast.
harvey weinstein will go down in the history books as that.
he was sentenced for his crimes today and well…
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so as soon as i read the news,
i couldn’t wait to tweet it earlier.

They finally got Ed Buck

you know i couldn’t wait to discuss with the foxhole.
it has been a long time coming for that hyena.
in the words of sansa in “game of thrones“:

as you know,
or didn’t,
two black gay males have died being allegedly involved with ed buck.
both circumstances of each death have been the same.
with each incident,
he was able to get off without any consequences.
well that ended today via “ktla“…

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so everyone has an “onlyfans” now.
i’m seeing so many males on ig with one.
i mean,
they’re making over 5k+ a month.
like,
you don’t even have to work.
that’s a lot of bread for just posting nudes and sex clips.
if i’m not seeing sex,
you know i’m not interested.
i’m not paying to see someone take a shower and make breakfast.
well porn star,
team dreads,
managed to go above and beyond for his.
he made some videos of his time in jail.
a foxholer sent me this video and….
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