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andrew caldwell had to delivert an ass whuppin’

everyone meet the new “cleo” in “set it off“.
i would font this is a good copy with the cornrows.
well that’s andrew caldwell aka mr “i’m delivert“.
who knew he had paws tho?


its always the un-suspecting ones,
although andrew gives me a strong “ticky boom“.
andrew was in a bit of an altercation in the forests yesterday.
two white jackals called him the “n” word and he had to bring them to glory…
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that random “bodybyparker” page is trying to f*ck you (and not in the way you’d like)

bodybyparker aka bustabus2620.
i am a fan of his bawdy and sex work.
what?
i’m being honest.
like many other straight males in my life,
i can understand boundaries and social ques.
bodybyparker is having issues with folks stealing his images,
pretending to be him,
and scamming gays out of their money.
so when “he” hit me up on twitter with this offer:

…i knew something was off.
first off,
i question free lunch that is being served to me.
second,
i can literally hit up bodybyparker on his ig and ask him anything.

Why TF would he send me this message on Twitter?

so i did what i usually do.
i hit him up and asked him what was this.
we ended up getting into a long conversation about all the catfishing he faces.
he made this video exclusively for the foxhole…
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why are the emotionally unavailable males the sexiest?

i am attracted to emotionally unavailable “straight” jackals.
i have the guts to admit my faults tho.
i seem to have a thing for males who love mixed signals.
one minute,
they are showing signs of interest to get you wrapped up.
the next,
it’s like they barely even know you.
once they need something to feed on,
they are right back to me.
after my string of disasters in my “lust” life,
i came to that conclusion by breaking down my biggest mistakes

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a sorta wise person said “you never win when you play dirty”

there are those above us that shine ever so brightly.
they have worked hard and earned there place with the stars.
there is always that one jackal(s) who thinks throwing shots,
or trying to bring them down,
is what will elevate them to that same level.
well i’m here to font

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This Is What I Look Like Without Makeup

i saw ^this vixen before.
it was like a couple months ago online.
her name is victoria katei,
an “beauty guru” attentionista,
and she was part of some “meme” tweet.
she took 50 pictures,
all of which looked amazing,
and she didn’t like any.
she is very photogenic.
the person who commented said “i wish i had those issues”.
we all know that struggle.
you spend an hour doing a photo shoot and one/two gets chosen.
#firstworldproblems
well,
the internet is at it once again.
in this social media world where perfectionism is often required,
any kind of flaw puts you at risk for technological siberia.
victoria’s real face,
the one without makeup,
was thrown up for the world to see.
the hyenas and jackals ate well because of it via “the daily mail”
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P!nk Apologies For Stupidity of the Whites In Charlottesville

i love p!nk.
i love her “outspoken” attitude and her music collection.
her “can’t take me home” and “i’m not dead” are my favs.
“who knew”,
“try”,
and “sober”
omg.
her music has helped me throughout the years.
ironically,
i was listening to her debut the other day.
i love this song:

…and can listen to it on repeat all day.
they don’t make a lot of music like ^that anymore.
so p!nk decided to speak out about charlottesville on her ig.
she fonted this
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