Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

so the penguin violated me tonight

inconsiderate jackals really burn my biscuits.
like,
did the parents teach them any manners?
so the penguin clearly lives in new yawk.
after his life of crime,
he is “one of us” now.
bitter,
i’m sure.
so i’m standing on the train by the door,
minding my business,
when…

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Posted in THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Chris Brown’s Foot Is Not A Weapon of Mass Destruction?

Screen Shot 2016-06-04 at 12.02.26 PMif i was a betting fox,
i would have lost.
so chris brown is in the news yet again.
this time,
it’s alleged he stomped on a fan’s head.
i know.
well it seems to be a misunderstanding according to chris.
so this is what tmz had to say…
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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

I’M GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YO…

foot-n-assthat isn’t an idle threat anymore….

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Can You Spot The Uncomfortable Energy?

i have the real full blown interview with chris culliver and artie lange.
you know.
the one where he puts his whole foot in his mouth.
well, down his throat rather…

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