You’re Screwing With The Wrong Person

tumblr_mhj3j67iEF1qaruxco1_500i’m not gonna lie.
that incident yesterday has me absolutely sick.
i went to sleep thinking about it.
woke up just the same.
it takes shit like this to bring a person back into reality.
lets you know every smiling face isn’t attached to a genuine spirit.
some people have learned to perfect their masks perfectly.
once you start climbing up the ladder,
it invokes a jealously in people that allows them to show their true colors.
“if one bitch was scheming on me,
who else is?”
tumblr_m6jbirDd3S1qi86x2o1_500i had to ask myself that day after.
nearly sabotaged.
almost fired.
smmfh.
i was watching reruns of “girlfriends” of bet when i called a close friend for advice.
this is what was said…
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Tales Over Grilled Chicken and French Fries

lpeople like to spill their guts to me.
its the weirdest thing.
here i was,
enjoying my grilled chicken sandwich in the work cafeteria,
when one of my coworkers spotted me.
cute black vixen.
small chest.
fat ass.
she came over and asked if she could sit with me.
 “sure.”
well…
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Teyana Taylor, Rihanna, A Stylist, Anita Baker, and A Ton of OD

Screen Shot 2013-09-24 at 8.43.55 PMrihanna vs teyana taylor.
that sounds like an exciting match up.
also sounds like a lot of high school bs as well.
its my job to talk about it so….
so teyana taylor uploaded a video of her singing “rapture” like so…

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How to Lose Friends, Alienate People, and Realize You’re A Dumbass

tumblr_moca4n7Uua1s96utmo1_500i’m letting you know now.
when you have good friends,
ones who actually give a fuck about your ass,
please do what you can to hold onto them.
i’m not talking about those friends who will buy you dranks at the bar.
nor the ones who will tell you the latest dirt about someone else.
i’m talking about the ones who have shown and proved.
the ones that when you call,
they will answer you.
the ones who know the real you and don’t care about your flaws.
in this road of self discovery and #comeback i’m on,
i’m learning a lot about myself and how i treat people,
the way i handle situations,
and how i solve them.
i had to wonder…

Am I a good friend?

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There’s Lower Levels To This Shit

tumblr_mmj2tiZKIc1qij1mgo1_r1_500“what happened to protecting our own?”
ive been laying in bed all day.
off and on sick.
i’ve been thinking about this lifestyle as of late.
hell the world as of late.
there is definitely lower levels to it.
when did it all become so trifling?
when did we find joy in outing people for revenge?
when did it become such a witch hunt?
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I Call Him Daddy Because He Really Is A Daddy

Favim.com-15307“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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