“things could be worse”.
like a marquee going through my head.
i woke up out my sleep at 630am.
looking in my bank account just now,
i started playing scenarios in my head of “worse”.
sitting at a corner holding up a sign.
trying to keep warm with twenty cats and a cardboard box.
i even saw myself drinking a urine cocktail.
“ew”.
i know.
“jumping ahead, much?”…

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i wouldn’t mind calling kerry rhodes “daddy”.
has a nice ring to it.
in a twist that i didn’t see coming,
allegedly he might be kim k’s baby daddy.
stop laughing!
you have to read the rest!
stop!
bossip has it and well…

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i didn’t do it,
but if you did ooooooohhhhhh….
youuuu innnnn troubbbblllleeeee…..

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….again?
i guess we can expect this every month.
anyway in my absence,
you guys were on it as usual.
had about 20 emails in my box about this.
even some mentions on twitter.
i watched the video that peanut leaked for the first time this morning.
and well…

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i’m in a happy mood today.
i’ll post on that later.
anyway just when i thought my kerry was in the clear,
some new shots of the great peanut and him surfaced.
an f-bi just sent me a re-up of the new pics from balleralert…

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it’s obvious mariah and nicki hate each other.
i thought it was for the show,
but i’m starting to think the feelings are legit mutual.
last night mariah subtly reminded nicki who the boss is:

nicki decided to subtly remind mariah who she is also…

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