can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message…
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^this one needs a show.
after this football career is over,
please give him some kind of something.
i’d watch.
so cam newton went on vacation.
football season is over so why not?
i had to post this picture for the foxhole from his ig…
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so guess who got an invite to the 2017 met ball last night?
that baller wolf right ^there.
mr. cam newton.
i bet he got a massive hard on when he saw his ticket.
he even landed on vogue.com,
which took us through the visual process of him getting ready.
david ricks was the photographer who brought us all the baller wolfy goodness…
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cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.
it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response…
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has baller wolf for the carolina panthers,
cam newton,
been turned out?
i’m starting to believe so.
i should have known by some of his outfit choices.
so in a recent interview with gq for the september issue,
cam thinks we are past racism.
as a nation,
that is.
this is what he had to say via espn…
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so as we all know at that beyonce concert last night,
the carolina panthers lost to the denver broncos.
bad.
its like they gave them the win.
well cam newton had a post game interview and this is what happened…
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