cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.
it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response…
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has baller wolf for the carolina panthers,
cam newton,
been turned out?
i’m starting to believe so.
i should have known by some of his outfit choices.
so in a recent interview with gq for the september issue,
cam thinks we are past racism.
as a nation,
that is.
this is what he had to say via espn…
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so as we all know at that beyonce concert last night,
the carolina panthers lost to the denver broncos.
bad.
its like they gave them the win.
well cam newton had a post game interview and this is what happened…
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nfl baller wolf of the carolina panthers,
cam newton,
has always had interesting baller wolf swagg.
so when an f-bi sent me him in these pants…
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so as you know,
 cam newton is a brand new “daddy”.
well not to me,
but to a new cub.
he named him:

chosen sebastian newton

uh huh.
well he explained why he named his cub that via the washington post…
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so baller wolf cam newton had a rough day.
i’m sure it may have went something like this:

ran out of toilet paper
get dressed to go to supermarket
try not to get in car accident

well he ended up getting into a serious car accident earlier today.
even after nearly being killed,
he still managed to have a big koolaid smile on his face…
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