when i was younger and in the struggle,
i had a fear that other gay males would out me to the forests.
i feel like that is one of the reasons many DL males fear out gays for that logic.
now they are some gay jackals that are fuckin’ stupid but:

Pick me black women and straight males,
especially straight males,
can be the biggest ousters and gossipers.

many straight males will gossip about gay males more than gay males.
corey holcomb,
a comedian who i’ve never heard of,
decided to allegedly out will smith to prove a weird point on cam newton’s podcast…

there are times when we will be out numbered.
we won’t have anyone in our corner to have our backs.
we gotta step up and take em down one by one.
cam newton did just that.
as you know,
he is a big ex-nfl baller wolf.

6’5
245 lbs

that is pure quarterback muscle.
that penis muscle is strong too cause he do be breeding.
so when he took down 3 dudes in his best church hat over the weekend…

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
is such an interesting character.
you can’t say that he doesn’t have his own style.
he was recently on “the bigger picture” with obj,
victor cruz,
and todd gurley,
but someone on twitter pointed this out…
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in a perfect forest,
everyone would have their own sense of style.
well,
in my forest.
personally:

wearing the exact outfit off a mannequin is not fly
throwing labels down our throats is try hard city

the likelihood of someone wearing your exact same fit is super high.
God forbid you’re at the same event.
“twinsies”?
if you can throw together an outfit and it just works,
and it’s on some inexpensive shit,
i think you’re pretty on point.

sidebar: i love when folks can put together colors that just flow.
not “matchy matchy”,
but knowing how to use the color wheel correctly.
God,
that turns me on.

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
has his own personal style.
this is what he wore to a simple trip to the grocery store…

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can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message…
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^this one needs a show.
after this football career is over,
please give him some kind of something.
i’d watch.
so cam newton went on vacation.
football season is over so why not?
i had to post this picture for the foxhole from his ig…
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