i’m typing this from beyond the grave.
I became a ghost at 5 something in the morning
that’s when i lost my shit.
i went and saw “avengers: end game” last night.
and this contains potential spoilers…
THAT WAS SOME EPIC SHIT
like i fonted yesterday,
i was randomly looking through fandango and saw one last ticket for 2:30am.
it was also in imax with the nice seats too.
that was when i took one long ass nap to help me stay up all night.
when i got to the theater,
the shit was packed…
even though the two seats to my left,
and the one to my right were all empty.
folks was in costumes like they was at “comic con”.
i knew it was going to be a whole situation.
THAT MOVIE DIDN’T DISAPPOINT
i’ll admit the first half and hour sorta dragged a little,
but the rest of the movie was amazing.
i don’t want to give away spoilers,
but when captain america was able to hold mjolnir,
and use it’s power to the full advantage…i was harder than a brick wall.
when all the avengers came back,
and every one was there for final battle with thanos,
you could have gotten me pregnant at that very moment.
i’ve never been so horny in my entire life.
something about heroic shit really puts a saddle on my back.
even though he is an asshole,
thanos was a very fleshed out villain.
dare i say,
i felt sorry for him in the beginning.
he was on his little planet,
preparing his quinoa salad,
and trying to live out his years in his retirement bag.
i hated him for what he did,
but i still liked him for whatever reason.
sidebar: i missed thor’s massive meat this movie…
i always looked forward to those biceps..
i hope the foxhole was able to watch the movie this weekend.
for those who did…
low-key: for the two avengers they killed off.
i cried for both.
the one at the end,
i’m sure they’ll bring back the one at the middle in a future movie.