gotta poop? gabrielle union has a toilet for ya!

before,
i couldn’t do a #2 anywhere but my own crib.
i like being comfortable when i have to blow up the joint.
nothing better than taking a shit naked.
makes you feel back to nature and shit.
it wasn’t until i had an emergency and had to use a foreign toilet than my own.
ever since then,
i’ve moved outta my comfort zone.
if you had to take a serious shit and had the opportunity to take it at a celeb’s crib…
Would you?
well this is what gabrielle union had to tweet…
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bed, bath, and not beyond doin it for “onlyfans”

*the following is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised
we already know folks do too much for social media.
i often wonder if they were doing too much when social media was non-existent?
we heard the stories,
but couldn’t believe it was true.
well add this one to latest batch of “in need of attention” files.
from what a foxholer sent me,
it involved bed bath and beyond and a dildo…
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the ambush at 430pm

ya know,
when i came into this meeting today,
i thought it was to touch base about upcoming tedious work nonsense.
not for nothing,
but our meetings are rather annoying,
tbh.
i hate them.
well it wasn’t a meeting about upcoming tedious work nonsense.
as soon as i sat down,
it was told to me that this was a meeting about “things brought to their attention about me“.
Who knew I was walking into an ambush this afternoon?
golly gee oh my…
live-ish

so i wanted to treat the foxhole today.
my foxy senses told me to do it,
but when karaoke randomly suggested it,
i knew it was a message from The Universe.
i wanted to treat the foxhole to a special podcast from me to you…
it’s time to officially say goodbye
i have a nasty habit

i love the law of attraction.
from very young,
when i would think of something i wanted,
it would somehow appear to me really quickly.
in the teachings of the law of attraction,
you have to act like you already have it.
“fake it til you make it”.
i would apply that same method when i met someone i was interested in.
they would have to show signs they were interested in me also.
i would consciously imagine we were already together in being an optimist.
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