alright donald trump, smile and say rico!
there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:
Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album
…and i’m gonna add a 4th.
Donald Trump’s Mugshot
i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…
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everything is bigger in texas (and johnny’s cheeks is creating a massacre)
these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:
behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…
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one thing about beyonce, she is gonna feed us with meats (hello agape woodlyn)
when i went to beyonce’s concert,
i didn’t notice she had a fine-ass guitarist.
i saw bey and the dancers but no meats on stage.
Well,
when I went to get food,
there was one wolf who stopped EVERYONE in their tracks.
He was FIONNNNNNNNNNNE.
Them pecs in that shirt made me want to skip the fries and breastfeed.
i might have been so wrapped up in the good time i was having.
so when i saw this video of agape woodlyn:
@agapewoodlyn #fypage #beyonce #renaissanceworldtour ♬ original sound – Agapéwoodlyn
i was like wherrrrrre tf was i when he walked out on stage?
this video tho…
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and just like that, we got samantha jones
all sarah jessica parker had to do was not feel threatened.
all she had to do was learn to share the spotlight.
“samantha jones” is an iconic character in sex and the city.
even with the sabotaging storylines of the character,
and being really nasty to the actress bts,
kim cattrall still showed up and played her to perfection.
after many text messages to carrie bradshaw on the reboot,
“and just like that”,
samantha made her long-awaited debut for the season 2 finale…
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shit hit the fan and i’m not into scat play
at around 12 am as i was on my way to bed,
off 2 bennys cause my allergies were disrespecting me,
i heard a loud ass thump/bang combo in my living room.
i thought someone broke in so i grabbed the closest weapon to me.
my broom.
when i slowly went into my living room,
i saw…
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she was killed for being an ally (rip laura ann carelton)
i really rue the day we didn’t check bad behavior.
we sat around and allowed hatred to fest.
it’s in the forests and on social media.
we are falling out with people we know due to political opinions.
the rise of hatred for vixens,
gays,
trans,
and black people are alarming.
the powers that b have no filter so everyone has no filter now.
these days feel like we are in a legit war within our territory.
everyone say goodbye to laura ann carelton…
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