let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.
i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.
as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
you already guessed.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…
i must have strained to hard on the toilet.
all i know i was tite… and not in the good way.
before star fox died,
i called him about it because i was in pain.
prep h didn’t even help as it should.
can you believe he laughed at me?
i had to quickly remind him of the time he had to go to the hospital for his.
when he was new to the lifestyle,
he decided to clean himself out with summer eve before he got poked.
i still remember that tearful phone call.
he was more concerned with being able to take another pipe again.
i can’t even sit up here and front…
i remember when i didn’t know what i was doing also.
i used summer’s eve right before i got some wood.
i didn’t know what was worse:
the soreness from the pipe or the two week hemorrhoid.
hell i remember when this wolf banged me out with just spit on his pipe.
i was in pure hell for 2 weeks.
i never spoke to him again.
i nearly had him arrested for assault with a deadly penis.
i don’t know how to avoid hemorrhoids.
you can get one by getting a serious dick down.
i do know fuckin with one is a complete no-no.
if you really want shit to happen then do that.
one of the quickest ways i found,
as i tried everything,
is witch hazel.
that helps with the sandpaper like itching.
you can use prep h,
but that wasn’t working fast enough for me.
sitting in a nice warm bath helped also.
i know one thing,
when it starts to heal and develop a scab,
WALKING and SITTING makes you want to scream.
i was sure my ass would burst into flames shopping for star fox funeral clothes.
TAKING A SHIT can feel like pure death.
can you imagine the news?
MAN DIES FROM TRYING TO HATCH MONSTER LOAF.
one of the quickest ways for any fox to become a wolf.
or dream you had a pussy.
sadly we ALL can get them.
just strain hard enough as you are trying to eject that child birth dump.
i had to wonder as i sat on the toilet grippin onto the sides trying to scream,
is there anyway to avoid a hemorrhoids all together?
and once we have them,
is there a much easier way to get rid of them?
lord knows if this: