toilet

anxiety keeps my head in a toilet

i never use to have anxiety before.
crazy,
but i remember when it all started.
it was with this one demon boss that i had back in like 2009.
before,
i’d go to life with regular butterflies in my stomach.
after her crazy ass,
once my anxiety would reach it’s maximum…

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iSPY: The Thick Wolf Taking A Dump

charmin

unless you are into poop play,
i don’t find this remotely sexy at all.
so i saw the following come down my tumblr timeline.
it’s an ispy that was recorded in a public bathroom…
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foXXX: Hard Pipe Over Diarrhea Splatter

would you have sex in the club over a toilet that looks like that?
well these two crazy ratchets did at oz nightclub in st. louis!
check it out (kinda sorta nsfw and 18^):

x click here to see ratchet at it’s finest

when you’re horny all logic goes out the window?
or down the toilet in this case.
i think she was drunk and they met for the first time.
just a hunch.
well on the positive…
he was tearin it up with a condom on.
on the negative…
i think ima be sick.

My Poor Booty Hole

let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.
i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.

as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
yeah.
you already guessed.
the hemorrhoid.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…