Hey Wolves and Foxes…
Boy, do I have a scoop for you….
One of my faithful Foxes,
who always sends me updates on my Wolves (Devin, Dez, whoever),
sent me an urgent message at 200am this morning.
I was laying in bed, in the fetal position (don’t ask), when I saw the title flash on my Foxberry…
“YOU GOTTA SEE THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!”
When I opened up my email of tricks, I saw a sight before my eyes…
WITH ADDED BONUS MATERIAL….
WILL THE REAL LL BURRELL PLEASE STAND UP.
I can tell real.
That ain’t real.
Nowhere NEAR real.
Real don’t even live in the same zipcode as that.
And if it is real, I’ll be confused.
^——— the proof is in the editing.
To the FAKE LL BURRELL…
Why would you waste all your time and energy,
stealing pictures and editing videos,
You can’t even meet these Foxes that are hitting you up, so you end up looking fuckin’ dumb.
And then look at this…
Awww, he really thinks he knows the real “Courtney”.
Sorry to burst his bubble with his Nicki Minaj Pink Friday fluffy pen.
The real Courtney Burrell is a model.
He lives in DE.
He was in a car commercial.
Sorry gays, this one is STRAIGHT.
He is striving to be something in the entertainment industry.
If Courtney was DUMB enough to make a BGC page and solicit men WITH his modeling pictures…
… maybe the public eye is NOT for him.
If LL WAS to be a Wolf, he would be low key.
You send your picture in an email.
He sends a body shot back with a fitted on.
You know how the D/L and Discreet Wolves play.
All evidence CANNOT be retracted.
I doubt he would be that stupid.
it’s 2010 and common sense still ain’t that common.
BUT I DO KNOW A GOOD SCANDAL…
…and it seems someone is out for our fine friend.
He must have done something to someone because this looks like an inside job.
Could it be a jilted lover? Or rejected gone revenge?
looks like you’ve been stolen.
Time for you to reclaim your prize…