LL Burrell… The Stolen Version

Hey Wolves and Foxes…
Boy, do I have a scoop for you….

One of my faithful Foxes,
who always sends me updates on my Wolves (Devin, Dez, whoever),
sent me an urgent message at 200am this morning.
I was laying in bed, in the fetal position (don’t ask), when I saw the title flash on my Foxberry…

“YOU GOTTA SEE THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!”

When I opened up my email of tricks, I saw a sight before my eyes…

LL BURREL’S BGC PAGE

LL BGC PART 2

LL BGC PART 3

LL BGC PART 4

 

WITH ADDED BONUS MATERIAL….

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EHF13iqj1k]

THE REAL FAKE LL BURRELL YOUTUBE PAGE

WILL THE REAL LL BURRELL PLEASE STAND UP.

I can tell real.
That ain’t real.
Nowhere NEAR real.
Real don’t even live in the same zipcode as that.
And if it is real, I’ll be confused.

THE REAL LL BURRELL YOUTUBE PAGE

^——— the proof is in the editing.

To the FAKE LL BURRELL…

Why would you waste all your time and energy,
stealing pictures and editing videos,
…for what?
You can’t even meet these Foxes that are hitting you up, so you end up looking fuckin’ dumb.
And then look at this…

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IS8w91jcD0]

Awww, he really thinks he knows the real “Courtney”.
How cute.
Sorry to burst his bubble with his Nicki Minaj Pink Friday fluffy pen.

The real Courtney Burrell is a model.
He lives in DE.
He was in a car commercial.
Sorry gays, this one is STRAIGHT.
He is striving to be something in the entertainment industry.
If Courtney was DUMB enough to make a BGC page and solicit men WITH his modeling pictures…

… maybe the public eye is NOT for him.

If LL WAS to be a Wolf, he would be low key.
You send your picture in an email.
He sends a body shot back with a fitted on.
You know how the D/L and Discreet Wolves play.
All evidence CANNOT be retracted.
I doubt he would be that stupid.

then again,
it’s 2010 and common sense still ain’t that common.

BUT I DO KNOW A GOOD SCANDAL…

…and it seems someone is out for our fine friend.
He must have done something to someone because this looks like an inside job.
Could it be a jilted lover? Or rejected gone revenge?

COURTNEY BURRELL….
looks like you’ve been stolen.
Time for you to reclaim your prize… 

your reputation.

Later.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

4 thoughts on “LL Burrell… The Stolen Version”

  1. His reputation will be fine. He’s gorgeous and things like that happen all the time. And i think people do the fake profile thing because it’s a lot easier to pretend to be someone else than it is to risk having your own shortcomings judged by total strangers. When you were listing facts about Courtney i was laughing at myself for knowing those things too. Like seriously, we must be fans to pay that close attention lol. Which is totally okay.

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