if mark zuckerberg is bored, he could perform paying off all my bills next

In today‘s installment of “Did we need this?” news…

looks like our billionaires are officially out of hobbies.
one tanks twitter and is eying to tank the country next.
the other shows why facebook was the better career choice.
mark zuckerberg,
working with t-pain that we plan on dragging later,
decided to give us an acoustic version of “to the window, to the wall”.

Foxhole

I’m fully convinced I’m being punished in an entirely different timeline.

this is the about the whitest thing i’ve ever heard in my life.
does he plan on performing the number at the cookout?
i’m confused why this is happening.
i’d prefer if he spent his time fixing the meta instead of remixing our crunk classics.
doesn’t an IG algorithm needs to be adjusted or something?
some things are sacred,
zuck…

Leave “Get Low” and your guitar back in 2003 where they belong.

lowkey: when are we dragging t-pain for this?
today?
tomorrow?