If Marc Jacobs Invites You To An Orgy, Please Leave Your Big Mouth At Home

Screen Shot 2015-10-27 at 8.28.20 PMmarc jacobs knows how to party.
it seems “orgy” is the party of choice.
it seems he would get on the social app,
“grindr”,
to find regular forest dwellers to party with him.
that is until he had a 2 day,
10 animal orgy,
that had a few big mouths in it.
the jokes write themselves.
well this is what happened via the post

Marc Jacobs — who accidentally posted a nude selfie to Instagram in June with the caption “It’s yours to try!”— is continuing to have a good time. Sources told Page Six the single designer hosted an orgy over the weekend with up to 10 people, whom he invited via Grindr.

A source who claimed to have attended the all-male flesh bacchanal told us Jacobs sent guests a shirtless shot, seemingly posing in a walk-in closet, showing his washboard abs — plus two more pics with no pants from the side and back.

“Everyone was in their 20s,” said the source, who claimed the party raged at Jacobs’ home and lasted from the weekend into Sunday morning.

But “people weren’t as good-looking as I expected,” the source sighed. “I expected Lorenzo Martone beautiful. They were average, chill people who didn’t have any attitude, which was really nice.” That is nice at an orgy! Martone is Jacobs’ Brazilian former fiancé, whom the designer began dating in 2008. They split in 2010.

A source said some guests at the party were using drugs “G,” for club drug GHB, and “Tina,” a form of crystal meth. Jacobs is reportedly sober.

Jacobs has commented he’s used gay hookup app Grindr with another boyfriend, former porn star Harry Louis, whom he dated after Martone. “I went on Grindr a couple of times,” Jacobs told Paper magazine last year. “With Harry . . . He was like, ‘Let’s do a profile on Grindr.’ And I did, and I met a couple people.” He added: “I don’t have any hang-ups about those kinds of things. I don’t really care. Who’s kidding who?”

2 days of foxhole pounding?
mWqnmHIdamn.
the thought alone has me stressed.
talk about “i really opened up to marc jacobs”.
well when this report came out,
marc jacobs wrote a nice instagram about the incident:

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so one of the biggest fashion designers lets you in his crib,
probably fed and fucked you,
may have took you on a tour of his closet,
and you run to the post to tell the story?
you don’t even network and get yourself in the door?
you run and tell the post?
16gl7b4you can’t give these common jackals NOTHIN!
i would have been waiting for his next shindig.
lord knows who he may have invited.
sigh.
big mouths should be used correctly.
like for sucking.

sheesh.

lowkey: i wonder how many other celebs are on:

jack’d
grindr
craigslist

…and are looking for a good time?

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Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

8 thoughts on “If Marc Jacobs Invites You To An Orgy, Please Leave Your Big Mouth At Home

  1. Hasn’t this fool ever heard ” why happens at at Marc Jacobs Orgy stays at a Marc Jacobs Orgy.” 🤐

    I really feel like Marc is one of my Spirit animals, he dosen’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say about his sex life or sexuality. He does him and enjoys it.

    P.S. Since he said this one was mild imagine what a wild one would be like, I bet fine ass male models for days.

  2. And y’all wanna say black gays be spilling tea about people sexuality and sex life, but white queens do the same as well.

    1. Hunty, we all spill tea! Just that the white gay queebs cleans up theirs……meanwhile, us black gays are figuring out who, what, when, where, why and sometimes how the tea spilled. We don’t care about cleanup.

  3. Marc is making up for lost time and I don’t blame him. He wasn’t attractive at all when he first started out. He got that body right and started acting a fool lol. Tom Ford is still my fave though 😈😍

  4. Well, that’s news: Rich gay men have sex parties. LOL That gay men have sex parties is not news but keep up the good work Jamari with letting us know about the rich and famous ones. Too bad you were not invited. Perhaps you could have made some business connections. LOL

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