if i don’t get my stimmy, i’m bringing down armageddon on earth early

i’ve had 4 people hit me up this week alone:

“WHERE IS MY STIMULUS?”
“Did you get your stimulus?”
“I’m tite I didn’t my stimmy!!!”

…and then this text i got from divaa:

everyone is asking one question…

WHERE.
DA.
FUCK.
IS.
MY.
STIMMY?

everyone seems to be asking me because i got mine on new years eve.
it randomly got mine and it went to savings.
this country is like a toxic ex-boyfriend who is trying to get back into my good graces.
i don’t believe a single word they have to say because i know he wants to fuck me.


folks,
your stimmy is coming as long as you’re qualified.
they are sending that out to millions of folks.
just be patient.
if it doesn’t come by next week tho…

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Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

3 thoughts on “if i don’t get my stimmy, i’m bringing down armageddon on earth early

  1. I received mine on January 1st but I just saw on the news that some customers of H&R Block,Turbo Tax,etc.haven’t received their checks because the checks were sent to the company.So maybe check with the company that did your taxes if the website says Status Not Available.

  2. Jamari, that’s the same question I have. The IRS site pretty much said “I don’t know” when I queried. Based on their info I meet the criteria AND they have the information for the first stimulus I received. Nothing has changed. I have a private tax preparer, so that’s not it. Lots of people I know have received theirs, most got it last week. But not me…

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