I Wonder What Kerry Rhodes Stick Shift Feelin’ Like?


“God, you’re so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron
He loves to romance ’em,
Reckless abandon,
Holdin’ me for ransom,
Upper echelon…” – national anthem, lana del rey.

i love good looking wolves and even better looking cars.
besides a range rover,
and lamborghini gallardo,
one of my favorite cars is the bugatti veyron.

tumblr_lj5465SrVA1qfl64yit got to the point i have random pictures of it as my desktop wallpaper.
in order for you to even own a bugatti,
you need to have bank.
i affirm i will own it one day.
well kerry rhodes must have it like that
because he woke up in one yesterday…

Screen Shot 2013-04-28 at 8.55.03 AM Screen Shot 2013-04-28 at 8.55.19 AMlook at him.
he’s so beautiful.
his body looks so solid.
i can’t wait to sit in his lap.
take him for a ride early and bring him home late.
i love him.
…oh i didn’t even see kerry in the front seat.

lowkey: kerry has good taste in his cars.

Screen Shot 2013-04-28 at 9.26.21 AMi want all red everything,
matte finish,
in my car collection.
i’m affirming it today.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

11 thoughts on “I Wonder What Kerry Rhodes Stick Shift Feelin’ Like?”

  1. Go head Kerry. I bet he has a nice bank account. “We” usually are very smart with handling our money, if you know what I mean. 😉

  2. To own a Bugatti you need to be known. Perks of being a celeb – free clothes and free cars to run around in. Buying one takes hits on your account, and nfl money isn’t strong enough to withstand that effect

    1. As much as I hate to agree with Davon ….. he is right on this one. KR NFL money isn’t going to last to afford the luxury and with no check currently coming in he needs to be careful or he will be meeting Jamari at the amtrack station with only his overnite bag.

      1. According to a poster on LSA, he’s made a few good investments. Kerry, from what I’ve heard, is pretty smart (book wise), so maybe it’s true

  3. Investments or not, in the world of finance items like Bugattis are assets – like having stock and buying gold. It is NOT a thing you just “buy” and Bugatti companies don’t just “sell”, you have to have WORTH to buy one. That you have $3m or even $10m cash doesn’t guarantee you one. He is easy advertising. Simple.

    1. how is an item that will only depreciate in value like stock or gold? and given the money he had to invest originally, maybe he has benefited handsomely from them (said investments). over the past few years, getting 100+% returns was child’s play. point is, we don’t know how his pockets look

  4. Kerry NEVER said he BOUGHT the car…
    Maybe, just like Aston Martin, they loaned it to him for a moment. Or maybe the car belongs to someone else…

  5. C’mon guys, don’t sit here and act like you know what someone has in their account. Plus Kerry has just played in late December. It’s not like he hasn’t played in years. Y’all know better than this. I do not talk about anyone’s money until I hear about their struggles. Kerry just doesn’t play football, he does other things as well. I’m sure he’s well off for right now anyway.

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