Do I Make U Randy, Baby?

Sanaa Lathan. Alicia Keys. Janet Jackson. Angelina Jolie. Megan Fox. Beyonce.

Just to name a few.
These are the names of women that other women,
preferbly straight,
have admitted are on their “top girl crushes” lists.
In today’s society,
it is accepted for women to be vocal on other females they find attractive.

It got me thinking Foxes,
Do men also have the same thoughts, but keep it hush hush?

According to Freud everyone is born bisexual. Is he right?

Women and men are the same thing, just with different parts.
We are all humans that have the same emotions, feel the same hurts, and experience pleasure practically the same.

Can a dude look at another dude and be attracted to him, even though he is “straight” as 9:15?

Pretty solid argument, right?

Most dudes I know will argue you to the DEATH that they have never thought about another man.
They will literally beat your ass if you even insinuate that they are gay.

But I’m asking you to be realistic.

Just because you find someone of the same sex attractive,
does that really make you bisexual, or even gay?

I like niggas, and I am still attracted to certain females.
I do not want to fuck em (sometimes, but you gotta be crazy sexy) but I do feel the emotions that come with being attracted to someone.
Humans are all sexual creatures so we will find  ourselves attracted to what is attractive.

I had a friend (who is gay) whose best friend (straight dude) had relations with him during their early teenage years.
They didn’t have sex per say but they did the dry humping and the kissing (The good ol days, right?).
They would hold hands in private and do things like they were in a relationship.
Arguing, and even having the straight dude being uber-protective jealous.
That is,
until a female put her lips on his dick and he did what most typical straight dudes do: start hunting for pussy.
They are still friends, best friends, to this day but that “situation” has never been mentioned again.

All men want a woman to be bi-sexual.
Plays into the fantasy of their fantasies.
Two sexy ass Megan Fox types, laying on the bed, kissing and sucking on each other, while he joins in later in.

…..but when it is two men,
it is disgusting and vile.
When in actuality,
it can be pretty sensual.
Not ever man/man relationship is two muscular niggas pounding each other out.
And to be honest,
that kind of grosses me out (not my ideal fantasy, shoot me?)

My love scenes have been pretty damn erotic…. until I slapped his ass and tell him to go deeper.
A top will treat a bottom the same way most dominant/submissive relationships are.

Now,
relatively speaking,
what kind of man would make a straight man find him attractive?
Good question.
Hell these days it seems like a fat ass or fat ass lips can bring a man, any man, to the yard.
A “stand at attention” type donk or some DSLs, but then that crosses the line into him being DL and wanting to fuck you….

So then what is it?

Big burly buff action figure nigga?
Feminine  petite sashayin’ nigga?
Or the discreet low key mysterious nigga?

Depends on the man really.
I attract all types because I give off a raw sexual undertone in my body language.
Another reason is because I’m not like every guy.
I am a different type of nigga.
I’m not saying I am a man magnet to EVERY man, but I do pretty good for myself.

I always believed “straight” men usually became attracted to another man via two ways.

1) He was close to the dude and they were like best friends almost. Usually that erupts feelings of closeness between the two.
2) A dude that is well put together, often having subtle feminine undertones.

I could be wrong, but that is the Fox theory.

Some people may read this and say, “He just want everybody to be gay.
And to them I say, “FUCK YOU” and that is not my intention.
I wanted to get you thinking logically.
I do believe that men can find other men attractive… but if they choose to act on it, then that is where it crosses the line.
All of us have had a man get close to us and had us wondering, “What is this about?” and nothing ever comes from it.
The staring and the extra shit.
He may have found you attractive and wanted to be close to you… and that’s it.

Or the nigga wants to get in that ass or get some dick.

Either way,
now that I got you thinking,
tell me what you think.

Come on,
I don’t bite….. well, hard anyway.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

6 thoughts on “Do I Make U Randy, Baby?”

  1. I have often pondered that and have come to the conclusion that a man can find another man attractive, however, they will deny it to the utmost. I have had this conversation with two straight guys and two straight females in my office. Basically the females said they are sure guys find other guys attractive but the guys said, I may see a guy wearing a particular garment or shoes and like how it looks on them but not to say they are attractive, they went on to say that is gay. LOL! Unfortunately, in American society, people are so fake and hypocritical that it makes me sick sometimes. I would love to live in Europe where the culture is much more relaxed and people are not so uptight about sexually and appearances. Just because a straight man finds another straight man attractive, that does not mean they are gay or have gay intentions. Maybe one day we can actually be FREE but not in our lifetime.

  2. Okay only because I am truly catching up on your post am I responding to this so late. Any dude can be had by another dude. Everything is based on comfort level and perceived judgment from society. Get a guy comfortable with you and put him in a situation where he thinks nobody is watching or will find-out and he will do whatever.

    I am a DL dude and haven’t always been and from my experiences and actually having conversations with the dudes I have kicked it with it boils down to those two things.

    We were in situations where we trusted or felt comfortable with the other dude (best friend, close homeboy, cool ass nigga) and chilled in a private setting (played video games alone, wrestling with no one around, got twisted and ended up in the crib on late night) and the shit went down. Same story over and over again.

    Get any dude comfortable with you, slowly get him to the point where you touching him isn’t something that bothers him and then get him in private and it is a done deal….PERIOD

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