i’ll take that body condom in a size “m“.
thanks!
it has arrived.
i was waiting for the news report,
but it came via “twitter” instead.
that is my favorite place to get news.
well you know all of us in new yawk are vex af because of this.
it was only a matter of time but…

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mission: deep throat?
when our president sends our troops overseas for a pointless war,
they have no choice but to wait for when orders are called.
that means lots of fun will be had!
i hear a lot of “fun” happens on these bases.
well the following “fun” was caught on video.
it involves a pink dildo and a non-existent gag reflex…

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i have been thinking of vanessa bryant and her oldest daughter since kobe died.
i can’t even begin to imagine how they’ve has been.
losing her husband and her daughter at the same time.
personally,
i’d need to be strapped down and sedated every time i woke up.
well vanessa took to her ig and posted this…

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everyone always thinks the “big bad gays” are going to turn kids out.
not the violence on tv,
or even the extreme sexual content,
but the “big bad gays” are the new bogeyman.
it’s really interesting to me,
but its not surprising.

Straights love to contradict themselves

pastor troy,
a “where are they now?” in the rap game,
decided to come out from his under his rock with an opinion about lil nas x.
this is what heallegedly had to font on his ig before he deleted it…

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i understand you’re horny but let’s not go overboard with the disrespect.
so it’s no surprise that most of us are in folks dms.
we are shooting shots to see what we score.
some of the males that are in christian keyes dms are kinda disrespectful.
he went on “out loud with claudia jordan” on fox soul to address his homophobic backlash,
but shared what someone said in his dms that set him off…

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 nicki minaj is preparing to say goodbye to her brother.
as you know,
jelani maraj was found guilty in the case of him allegedly raping his step daughter.
he was sentenced today and well…
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