so andrew caldwell has upped his security detail.
some of ya’ll throw paws when you see him.
well that security won’t block his wages being garnished.
you know he was sued by kordell stewart and lost.
an f-bi sent me the alleged go fund me someone made for andrew.
well…
Continue reading “Andrew Caldwell Needs Some Funds DeliverT” →

foxhole…
have you watched the horror movie that is “burning sands” on netflix yet?
it wasn’t a horror,
but it felt like one!
it starred:

trevor jackon
trevante rhodes
other complications of fine black wolves
oh…
that pretty singing vixen from “empire”

well if you haven’t,
you need to do it today.
so “burning sands”,
in my font (without spoilers)… Continue reading ““Burning Sands” Got Me Scared To Be Spanked (My Tail Sensitive)” →

everyone has been asking me my opinion on this scandal.
the “yolanda/russell wilson/no ciara” scandal.
as you know (or didn’t) ciara’s best friend,
yolanda frederick,
was dragged from here to timbuktu.
why?
she was on video sitting on ciara’s hubbys lap earlier this week.
ciara’s husband is nfl baller wolf,
russell wilson.
on the lap with “hand on thigh” action.
well then she thought it was a good idea to throw this up on her ig…
Continue reading “Don’t Be Sittin On My Baller Wolf (I’ll Be The One To Bring It 2 Ya)” →

yup!
so we finally get to meet janet jackson’s “alleged” cub!
i mean,
it’s about time.
i was getting restless.
foxhole,
here we go via radar online…
Continue reading “Foxhole: Meet Janet Jackson’s Alleged New Cub!” →

what if your parents sat you down and said:

“honey,
your father and i have both agreed you need help.
we are sending you away for a while.
your lifestyle is not one with the Lord.
a camp to help you cast that demon out will help.”

yes.
your parents bought the ticket and you’re headed to a gay conversion camp.
well guess what?
it’s probably happening to someone in a far away (or close) forest as we font…
Continue reading “Beat That Gay Demon Out Of Me Father!” →

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…
Continue reading ““Baby, Fuck Me Straight Raw and Stupid In This Train!”” →