Daddy, Bring Your Magnum For This Hookup

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__640so you know i hate these stories.
you want to get some “no strings attached” sex and get killed by a jackal.
well the following story went in that direction,
but had a plot twist.
this is the story was sent in by a foxholer via the atlanta journal-constitution
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Driving On Autopilot May Just Kill You

largeyou know what’s crazy?
i’ve been seeing the telsa model s everywhere since i wrote about it.
remember how fascinated i was ( x with the auto pilot feature )?
well someone has allegedly died because of it.
a f-bi sent me the article from the huffington post and well…
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It’s Heterosexual Pride Day!

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i went on twitter and saw it was “heterosexual pride day”.
my eyes nearly got stuck rolling them so hard.
i hate to break it to the straights,
but it’s heterosexual pride day…

EVERY DAMN DAY

smh.
i loved ( x the responses ) tho.

The Take Down of Chris Brown?

tumblr_o9i1jt9hL11u2r94mo1_500this is what happens when you start to self sabotage.
so about two animals have jumped off the “chris brown” ship.
one was his manager that alleges he was beat up.
he is currently suing.
now his publicist,
nicole perna,
has quit and came with the receipts.
this is how it all went down via tmz
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Why Did Tank Jump In This “Justin Timberlake Dragging”?

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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
oh justin.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.

it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
well tank,
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram
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The Desperate Gun Slingin’ Housewife

Cl1ZZyiVYAEKi-dwell she looks crazy.
this sounded like an episode of “desperate housewives”.
so christy sheats,
who use to reside in texas,
decided to give her hubby a birthday present he will never forget.
she killed their daughters right in front of him.
this is the story via the daily mail
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