he has monkeypox all over his face!!!!

one of the foxholers said to me the other day:

“They will be able to spot the DL males who catch Monkeypox.”

that is going to be very interesting.
the days of 7 partners in one weekend may take a short break.
hookups on grindr and jack’d may end up being scruffed.
more and more gay males are speaking out about catching monkeypox.
( ^that gentleman’s story is wild )
this gentleman had sex with a few prospects during pride weekend in ny:

( x and this is his story )
i saw a tweet that i’m gonna warn you about now.
you are being warned.
I AM WARNING YOU NOW.

HELLO!
WARNING!

this is another story with images below…

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the one thing the gay communities didn’t need to halt sport f*ckin’

the continuous fall of our social lives has been an interesting one.
our social calendars haven’t been the same since the first day of 2020.
we have been trying to look cute while ducking and dodging the rona,
staying extra protected ( x as stds rise ),
hiding from the crazy and unhinged killin’ the game (literally),
and this:

 

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the emergence of monkeypox.

according to baller alert,
it is starting to spread in atl

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how (not) to speak to your 13 year old gay kid

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Trigger warning, Language

some people are baffled why folks remain in the closet.
some of our parents made us that way tbh.
with parents like the following demon

Why would a child feel comfortable living their truth?

a foxholer sent me the following videos and so i’m grossed out.
it was a she-jackal of a mother finding out her 13-year-old is gay

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WHAT IS IN THE FAST FOOD WE BE MUNCHING ON?

i remember the first time i ever ate mcdonald’s.
it was when my mother brought me to disney world as a kid.
when i got my first happy meal toy,
i was so fascinated.

Burger,
Fries,
Drink AND A TOY?!

it felt like i was being rewarded for eating.
over the years,
i’ve felt like mcdonald’s has changed.

Maybe I have changed?

i can’t eat mcdonald’s nowadays without my stomach being violated.
last time i ate mickey dees,
which was many years ago,
i was shitting my brains out in the old navy bathroom on 34th street.
when i go on a road trip,
i’m gotta find a new spot to eat since fast food is all down the highways.
i went down the rabbit hole of watching videos from food insider yesterday.
they were comparing fast food in other countries vs here in the US…

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“MOMMY, WHY IS THAT MAN BEHIND MY TEACHER?”

i don’t know how some of ya’ll do it during zoom calls at work.
it’s probably the thrill of it all tbh.
i would be so concerned with lighting and angles,
or being caught taking a nap,
but everyone else is in full-blown ratchet mode during zoom calls.
some of ya’ll like to have sex while thinking your cams and mics are off:

 

so an alleged school teacher in birimingham decided,
while in the middle of teaching kids,
that she wanted to give her class a teachable moment.
the problem is that her camera was still on while getting smashed

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HOW TO MAKE EXCITING GROUP CONTENT ON THE D TRAIN!

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Adult content, Sexual situations, Nudity

here i am,
trying to decide if i wanna take the train to go see “scream“.
amc lincoln center 13 is my go-to movie theater,
but the mta is a risk and a half these days.
( x see one of the risks )
here i am,
overly concerned,
but ya’ll out here doing this

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