so i saw the trailer for the whitney biopic, “i wanna dance with somebody”, and well…

it’s going to be hard to do anything biopic about whitney houston.

1 – Who can truly embody and play Whitney?
2 – The stans are going to rip it apart piece by piece.

it’s going to be:

i saw the trailer for the new whitney movie,
i wanna dance with somebody“,
and…

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lets leave 60 bottles of pee on their doorstep for trans rights!

there are many trans activists who are fighting for equality.
there are many trans activists who do way too much.
some activists do the weirdest shit to prove a point.
i was sent the following story and was confused and grossed tf out

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ya’ll wanna be pokemon trainers catching all these diseases and pandemics

“One thing the Powers That Be could count on is promiscuity and humanities inability to temper their sexual behavior.” Khalil31

the powers that b know that many of us are idiots.
they know what traps to set and how some of us fall in each time.
why lift a finger when they know how people will react and respond?
you tell us one thing and we will fight to do the opposite.
we will whine and complain about our rights to protect our safety.
some are arguing the recent stats about monkeypox are homophobic.
it’s really ridiculous and all could be prevented.
imagine catching the trifecta of pokmemon
and you can take that how you will…

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so the “i didn’t contract monkeypox through sex” stories are here (no seriously, in here)

can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant

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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…

This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.

she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant

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THE WHO WANTS YA’LL TO CALM YOUR MOUTHS, PENISES, AND BUTT HOLES DOWN

i know some of us like having sex.
like,
a lot of sex.
there is the overworked fox who needs his fix during the late night hours.
the dl wolf who hates his “straight” life and enjoys the thrill.
the mouth assassin who destroys his share of penis at the glory hole.
the who (world health organization) is telling all of us to calm down.
as you know,
the monkeypox era has gotten out of control.


this is their message for males who mess with the sex per nbc news…

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