*the following is parental advisory.
explicit nonsense is ahead.

attentionistos/nistas will do anything for a laugh these days.
social media will have you out here selling your soul for likes.
well,
a foxholer sent me a wolf who decided to prank a friend.
this is what he did…
Continue reading “Where The Nut Landed” →

the foxhole beat my box up with this story TODAY!
i think this is the most emails and dms i ever got about a story.
the question mark that is vinny watson and deven hubbard.
are they fuckin?
are the friendly fuckin?
what’s going on?
i was summoned to go look at vinny’s instasnap to see these videos…
Continue reading “Vinny Watson and Deven Hubbard (I Was Told There’d Be Cake)” →

being a mother is such a blessing.
not everyone can handle such the task of being a parent.
well everyone meet jessy rabbit.
she is a attentionista who is expecting.
this is her friend mesha:

she is also a fellow attentionista,
a stripper,
and a mom.
well mesha allegedly asked jessy rabbit to babysit her cub.
a foxholer sent me what she allegedly saw on her hidden camera…
Continue reading “The Crime We Saw On The Hidden Camera” →

i need the work out attentionistos to do the following:

work out
shut up
thirst trap

i don’t need to hear them “think”,
let alone give an opinion.
^that attentionisto who does by @royal_mcmxciii has an opinion.
an opinion about gays/bi sliding in his dms.
he posted this on his ig via a f-bi…
Continue reading “Stop Sending Me Your Gay Ass DMS! Live Your Life!” →

uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

Continue reading “When Keaton Jones Mama Did Clownery, The Clown Snatched Them Donations” →

i saw ^this vixen before.
it was like a couple months ago online.
her name is victoria katei,
an “beauty guru” attentionista,
and she was part of some “meme” tweet.
she took 50 pictures,
all of which looked amazing,
and she didn’t like any.
she is very photogenic.
the person who commented said “i wish i had those issues”.
we all know that struggle.
you spend an hour doing a photo shoot and one/two gets chosen.
#firstworldproblems
well,
the internet is at it once again.
in this social media world where perfectionism is often required,
any kind of flaw puts you at risk for technological siberia.
victoria’s real face,
the one without makeup,
was thrown up for the world to see.
the hyenas and jackals ate well because of it via “the daily mail”…
Continue reading “This Is What I Look Like Without Makeup” →