uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

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i saw ^this vixen before.
it was like a couple months ago online.
her name is victoria katei,
an “beauty guru” attentionista,
and she was part of some “meme” tweet.
she took 50 pictures,
all of which looked amazing,
and she didn’t like any.
she is very photogenic.
the person who commented said “i wish i had those issues”.
we all know that struggle.
you spend an hour doing a photo shoot and one/two gets chosen.
#firstworldproblems
well,
the internet is at it once again.
in this social media world where perfectionism is often required,
any kind of flaw puts you at risk for technological siberia.
victoria’s real face,
the one without makeup,
was thrown up for the world to see.
the hyenas and jackals ate well because of it via “the daily mail”…
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angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful snow vixen’s i’ve ever seen.
her facial is pretty iconic so i can imagine bored housewives,
who want a mommy makeover,
would show their surgeons her picture.
a 19 year old iranian snow bunny,
by the name of sahar tabar,
decided she wanted to look like angelina.
it took her 50 surgeries,
but a foxholer sent me the finished look…

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i’d be so embarrassed to be cheesing up in pictures with him.
she is better than me.
the reason i say this is because tyrese decided to come clean.
everything he told us,
while allegedly medicated,
was all lies.
his wife’s pregnancy and how he had no money.
he threw in an apology to some folks for good measure.
this is what “the jasmine brand” got for foxhole review…
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i guess modelling for “flat tummy tea” has paid off.
insta-attentionistas,
take note!
so phaedra parks is now a model.
like,
a legit model.
no,
she isn’t lying.
phaedra has been signed by wilhelmina models.
yes.
the real agency.
she got a full interview by us weekly and well…
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tyrese is still with the shits.
i been watching his meltdown from balcony seating.
according to tyrese,
he blames his anti depression medication on his foolishness.
in more of his attentionisto ways,
this is what he posted on his ig…
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