in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.

everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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steven beck is one of the most talked about attentionistos i post.
i can post him on the ig foxhole tomorrow and i’ll get about 20+ messages about him.
usually it’s about his [redacted].
steven has always been trying to be a singer before attentionisto.

he released a video called “don’t blame me” on his youtube and well…
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you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:

“b.a.d reflix“.
well…
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when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
“savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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lebron james is an alpha wolf,
you read me?
he has a strong presence that cannot be denied.
this video of him walking turned me inside out the other day…

the bow legs.
the stride.
the tail.
the bde.
halp.
i didn’t even peep or care about his little man-bag in his hand.
well this jackal did:

his name is aubrey huff and he is a “protestor of toxic masculinity“.
well this is what he had to say about king james…
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everyone meet the new “cleo” in “set it off“.
i would font this is a good copy with the cornrows.
well that’s andrew caldwell aka mr “i’m delivert“.
who knew he had paws tho?

its always the un-suspecting ones,
although andrew gives me a strong “ticky boom“.
andrew was in a bit of an altercation in the forests yesterday.
two white jackals called him the “n” word and he had to bring them to glory…
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