i can make males very comfortable with me.
i’ll never forget,
years ago,
i went on a date with this author who was dl.
it was our first time meeting and i didn’t want some netflix and chill shit.
now he was acting all nervous before the date,
but once we were in that restaurant,
he was doing way too much.

Eye fuckin’ the shit outta me
Taking food off my plate seductively
Finding ways to touch me

he was making me nervous cause i was like wtf!!!!!
talmbout he wanted to teach me how to write books.
we didn’t kiss,
my lips never touched his privates,
nor did he get a whiff of this good stuff but i had that nose wide open.
i’ve realized that when/if a male is into you,
regardless of what the circumstances are,
they will let their defenses all the way down.
i don’t know whose nose is wide open between jeffree star or andre marhold.
both?
i mean andre out here cooking dinner on ig stories and doing alla this…
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what…
a picture.
it never fails that when a scandal pops up,
many folks start coming out the woods with a story.
everyone they was dating,
fuckin,
about to be fuckin’,
or bullied by in k1 all have something to share.
andre marhold,
who is in an entanglement with jeffree star,
has some new characters in this story.
there is the ex girlfriend…
Continue reading “I AM MR. OR MRS. ANDRE MARHOLD! (NO, I AM!) (NO BITCH, I AM!)” →

in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.

everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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steven beck is one of the most talked about attentionistos i post.
i can post him on the ig foxhole tomorrow and i’ll get about 20+ messages about him.
usually it’s about his [redacted].
steven has always been trying to be a singer before attentionisto.

he released a video called “don’t blame me” on his youtube and well…
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you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:

“b.a.d reflix“.
well…
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when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
“savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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