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why are they pushing her story line to be a reckless hoe?
i’m so fascinated at what she’s done to her face and bawdy,
this is the first time i’m seeing ^that bodyguard wolf.
i think i would have noticed him in the pics i saw with her.
alas,
this is the story line we’re rolling with for kylie.
she needs something since she is pretty boring outside a filter.
everyone meet her alleged potential baby daddy wolf,
tim chung…
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attentionistos.
i get it.
you wanna be:

models
actors
rappers
personal trainers
nba baller wolves

…and whatever dreams you have.
i have dreams too,
but i still work a day job as i’m pursuing my goals.
so a foxholer sent me a dm he got from an attentionisto.
this is what he had to font…

Continue reading “The Attentionisto Needs You To Send Him Money Via Cash App” →

*the following entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

ya know,
was i the only one who bought teairra mari’s first album?
*crickets*
that feels like a “yes”.
i was rooting for her,
but alas,
she fell victim to the typical stupidity.
teairra was allegedly running wild in these forests.
 allegedly,
she was banished back to detroit and working at claires.
her singing career is doa and does “lhhh” to pay the bills.
she got some wild sex tape leakage all over her face today.
literally.
her ex,
akbar abdul-ahad…

…allegedly hacked her ig and posted these…
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this is our fashion designer ya’ll!
“fall off” x 18.
…and why does he look like a black trump in that picture?
so many questions.
so kanye released a snippet for his alleged new song called “lift yourself”.
“the shade room” gave us a first listen and well…
Continue reading ““Poop Pee De Scoop”: A Masterpiece From Your Fav” →

like….
i’m trying to figure out if the following is a parody.
i’m sooooo confused.
foxhole…

WHOSE CUB IS THIS?!?!?!?!

lil tay is making her mark in young attentionista-ville.
please look at this nonsense…
Continue reading “Lil Tay Shits On Our Entire Lives (And She Only 9)” →

i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…
Continue reading “It’s Stormi In The North of Chicago, But A True Saint Keeps The Dream Alive” →